"ITZA BOY!!!"


    BRIGHT LIGH FLASH BEFORE ME AS I SEE DOCTOR SCREAMING AT ME


    I NO CRY AND PEOPLE SEE WORRY BECUZ


    "HE NO RESPOND PERSON, WUT WE DOOOOOO"


    I SEE PEOPLE IN ROOM ARE ABOUT TO CRY SO I GO AND SCREM


    "USGDAIOJSAOPDFIUJHASPDIUHJFDASFJAS"


    EVERYONE SEEM HAPPY DAT I SCREAM AND CRY AND I AM GIVEN TO WOMAN ON BED


    SHE VERY BEATUY AND SMILE AT ME GOING


    "HULLO ARTUR KUUUUNNN"Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.


    I PASS OUT BECAUZE I AM TIRED IN HER ARMS


    DAY 2


    I EM IN HUGE MANSION, BUT I EM STUCK IN CRIB WITH MAID WHO WONT LET ME OUT OF SIGHT.


    I EM TINKIN OF FINDIN A WAY TO GIT OUT OF TEH CRIB AND EXPLORE THE MANSION SO I CAN SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN THIS WORL. AS I LOOK AROUND, I SEE DAT THE ROOM IM IN IS VERY HIGH CLASS WITH RUG FLOOORRRR. SUDDENLY, MAID LEAVES, I TINK SHE HAVE TO GO POOP.


    I SNEAKY GO AND LEAVE TEH ROOM, BUT DEN SHE FIND ME AGAIN, AND PUT MEH IN CRIB


    IT BEEN FEW DAYS, BUT NOW I AM SNEAKY SAM AND CAN GIT AROUND TEH HOUSE, I SEE MY FATHER STUDY AND I WANT TO GO SEE, SO I BEGIN TO TAKE A BOOK OFF THE SHELF (how! you are literally a child, it is not possible for you to take a book of a shelf without hurting yourself!!!!!!!) I SEE BOOK THAT SAY, "GIRAFF GUIDE TO MAGIK PART 1" IT IS IN JAPPANEEESE, SO I CAN REAADDD (...HOW WOULD IT BE YOUR HOME LANGUAGE, HOW!) I RED THE BOOK AND THEN SHUT, BEFORE HEADING BACK TO CRIB


    IT SEEM DAT IN ORDER TO POSSESS MAGIC, YOU GOT TO HAZ MANNA AND CONTROL IT, SO I GO AHEAD AND THINK OF FIREBALL AND IT APPEAR IN HAND. WOOOOW