Chapter 281: [Learn Foreign Languages With Dirty Jokes]


    "Warning: This stream contains a lot of dirty jokes. Please be cautious while viewing."


    With this thorough disimer out of the way,


    I cleared my throat and introduced myself.


    “’My words to you!’ Trantor Girl Iroha here. As the stream title suggests, today we’re all going to learn foreignnguages through dirty jokes!”


    ?This sounds like it''s going to be terribly educational


    ?I can only foresee chaos


    ?Is this okay with Iroha-chan being a minor?


    No matter what the n was, the cob partner was my favorite.


    And… there was no way I could refuse a cob invitation from my favorite!


    "Alright then… ‘Bancho’! Please introduce yourself.”


    The stream showed a whiteboard, a podium, and two VTubers.


    When I gestured, she, affectionately known as “Bancho”, introduced herself in a mix of English and Japanese.


    “Yo, fuckin'' people! My name is—”


    Bancho is a VTuber from the same agency as Ah-nee and Angu Ogu.


    As you can tell from her English-mixed speech, she''s from America.


    However, she belongs to a Japanese agency.


    When she debuted, there wasn’t an American agency yet.


    “Okay. So, let’s get along today.”


    “Of course↑, and by the way↑, Iroha-chan is so cute↑! My viewers are all saying so too↑!”


    “Ah, thank you.”


    “So↑, I think lolicon scumbags should be arrested right away↑.”


    “Bancho!? Watch yournguage!?”


    From the get-go, Bancho was throwing sharp lines.


    I used tough hard when watching as a viewer, but standing on the same side, it’s nerve-wracking!


    I hadn''t had many chances to cob with her, except forrge events.


    So this is almost the first time we’re talking one-on-one… and she’s at full throttle from the start.


    ?Hey, she’s a minor! Watch your words!


    ?Sorry, sorry, our Bancho is too much!!!!


    ?A bit worried about Iroha-chan (U.S.)


    “Shut up↑! I make my living like this↑! Even if the other person is the President, I treat them the same way↑!”


    “Ahaha, everyone, don’t worry. Actually, I asked her to be [her usual self]. I mean, seeing our usual interactions live… it’s super exciting!”


    ?She''s happy about it lol (U.S.)


    ?Oh right, Iroha-chan''s here w


    ?Bancho is extreme, but so is Iroha-chan


    “Bancho~! I’m a huge fan~! Even in ‘Hakotsuku,’ I rely on your fully upgraded character~!”


    Bancho appears in social games like Angog.


    Recently, she was implemented as a new top-tier rarity character along with Ah-nee.


    “Yo, yo, yo↑! You scumbags↑, this is our valued customer, bow down and lick her boots↑! Iroha-neki↑! Should I lick your feet? Just say the word↑!”


    Bancho moved her avatar to Trantion Girl Iroha’s feet and made a small bobbing motion.


    “Wait, you don’t have to actually lick them!? And what’s Iroha-neki!?”


    ?So much for treating everyone the same???


    ?Contradiction within a minute lol


    ?Treating everyone the same (except for money)


    “Phew↑, it tasted good↑! I can taste the membership gift↑!”


    “Stop it!? Please, just stop!”


    “By the way, Iroha-neki, are you okay?”


    “You’re sticking with that name. What do you mean, okay?”


    “After that stream, wasn''t your mother super angry↑?”


    “Gyaaahhh! Don’t remind meeeee!”


    The fear resurfaced, making me shiver.


    That day was really tough.


    Being a repeat offender, there was no leniency.


    It was such a severe scolding that I could barely bring myself to talk about it.


    “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”


    “…Oh↑”


    It was really painful.


    Specifically, it was the first time I asked Angog to “pet my head until I stop crying.”


    I needed someone to support me to maintain my sanity.


    Actually, since that incident, I’ve been gradually relying on her more.


    A kiss is still a high hurdle.


    But someday…


    “Haa~. My mother also found out I was cking off on studying for social games. If I don’t score really well on the next test, my social games might be taken away.”


    “That’s so hard↑… Alright↑! For Iroha-neki’s sake, I’ll help you out by teaching English with dirty jokes↑.”


    ?What a natural segue (U.S.)


    ?No need to learn English, Iroha-chan’s already fine


    ?Whiteboard: “Finally, it’s my turn”


    “So↑, to let Iroha-neki’s viewers know about me↑, I’ll teach based on my introduction↑.”


    The cursor moved like a pencil on the whiteboard material.


    Bancho wrote [Self-Introduction] at the top of the whiteboard.


    “First↑, what I [like] is this↑.”


    ?“Shrimping”? What does that mean?


    ?Hey!!!! (U.S.)


    ?Huh? Is it “shrimp”? Or maybe “catching shrimp” since it looks like a gerund?


    “No↑, it’s English ng for [sucking toes↑] in a sexual way↑.”


    “Cough, cough!? Bancho-san!?”


    I choked. She did it right away!?


    Was her foot-licking a foreshadowing!?