Introduction: Timothy grew up looking at cultivators, flying on their shiny swords which flickered with words beyond the human understanding.Dimly he understands that every cultivator reached this point through cultivating their own stories, but this is not something any mortal can do.One day, he gets his hands on an unimaginable treasure which starts the journey of cultivation... With "How to spell check", he too can become a cultivator!But even as he discovered the path of cultivation, his non-biological sister was stolen from him!If you are familar with the term, consider this story crack. While I may try writing serious comedy at some other point, this can be considered to be the other end of spectrum. If you're expecting a story that doesn't take the mickey, this isn't for you....