Ho An   : Let''s adopt a couple of cats.


    Tatsuya : I want a dog.


    Ho An   : Let''s adopt two cats and a dog.


    Tatsuya : We don''t have enough food to feed the kittens later on.


    Ho An   : Final offer! A pregnant cat and a dog.


    Tatsuya : OK.


    Tatsuya : Why is the cat on our bed?


    Ho An   : She''s my baby.


    Tatsuya : If you don''t kick her out of the room, you''ll get yourself a human baby instead.


    This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.Ho An   : No! I''ll let her out.


    Tatsuya : Good.


    Ho An   : My baby gave birth to two kittens. I am going to call them Ebony and Ivory.


    Tatsuya : Is your baby Paul or Stevie?


    Ho An   : Neither. She''s a female cat. Why would you give male names to a female cat?


    Tatsuya : *shakes head* I really wonder how you became a CEO.


    Ho An   : Easy. Grandmother told the shareholders'' wives the names of their husbands''


    mistresses.