Ho An : Let''s adopt a couple of cats.
Tatsuya : I want a dog.
Ho An : Let''s adopt two cats and a dog.
Tatsuya : We don''t have enough food to feed the kittens later on.
Ho An : Final offer! A pregnant cat and a dog.
Tatsuya : OK.
Tatsuya : Why is the cat on our bed?
Ho An : She''s my baby.
Tatsuya : If you don''t kick her out of the room, you''ll get yourself a human baby instead.
This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.Ho An : No! I''ll let her out.
Tatsuya : Good.
Ho An : My baby gave birth to two kittens. I am going to call them Ebony and Ivory.
Tatsuya : Is your baby Paul or Stevie?
Ho An : Neither. She''s a female cat. Why would you give male names to a female cat?
Tatsuya : *shakes head* I really wonder how you became a CEO.
Ho An : Easy. Grandmother told the shareholders'' wives the names of their husbands''
mistresses.