Introduction: It seems even in the multiverse, there was always some money grubbing jerks. My name is Anderson Wakefield, and I had woken up with superpowers. Normally that'd be great, if not for the fact that my powers had a mind of its own and seemed intent on stealing all of my money! "AHHH! HELP ME!""Oh? Would you like to buy the temporary strength potion for 100 G?""GODDAMNIT, SHUDDUP AND HELP, I"M ABOUT TO GET EATEN!""Is that a yes..?""*%T%^&AGD YES, WHATEVER, JUST DO IT!""Ops! It appears you don't have enough for it in your balance, only a mere 12 G, would you like to take out a small loan? We have a special limited time offer! 88 G with only a 12% daily interest!""...""I suggest, dear customer, that you hurry and grab onto this most generous offer! Those manticores are getting awfully close :)"  What happens when the system is actually an unhelpful troll? Does this still count as a power fantasy? Hell if I know, but let's see where we'll end up?...