Well, my dear readers, what do you think of these “noble” heroes thus far? Surely you can see how wretchedly reckless they were, as they set out on a journey that would determine the fate of our fair world. And how did they determine the route they would run? What was the nature of their navigation? A coin toss! What dumb luck it must be that we have survived the blight of such adventurers thus far. Surely the primal beings that reside in the Outer Realms are laughing at the sheer coincidence of it all. But now, my dear readers, can you guess which way the coin landed?A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.