Introduction: Jade has an issue. Her blessing is a little bit poisonous, her parents are a bit too famous, but she'd like to enjoy university just like everyone else.Helen has an issue. The up-until-now hidden child of the crown is appearing at her school, and along with it, every factional power struggle for about a fifty mile radius.Anna has three issues. Helen, her best friend, Jade, her student, and a third that she hasn't met yet鈥攁ll she knows is there's a dangerous egg about to hatch.It won't be a problem. Unfucking the acts of careless gods is her speciality, and even Death said please this time....