Introduction: “Chat! Help! I’ve been isekai’d!”Those were the first words I said after the system granted me a skill that supposedly streamed everything I did back to Earth.I still had no idea why I’d hatched from an egg as my old Vcuber model, nor why this other world was so eerily devoid of life, but hey! At least I had chat to keep me company now.Still, I just wished the dungeons in this world weren’t so… weird. Seriously.Killer robots assembling themselves from a crashed spaceship?Sentient towels in a water park’s locker room trying to smother me?An office building filled with zombies in suits and flying staplers?!What even is this?!---------------------------------Updates every Saturday.---------------------------------Posted on ScribbleHub, my Patreon, and RoyalRoad. If you find it anywhere else, it's stolen....