Introduction: Ethan a fifteen-year-old boy of questionable sanity is forced into a new world by a bunch of idiots. Being the only smart person there ever was, Ethan realises that very soon he will either be dead or have been sufficiently tortured by the elements of fiction. Rule 1: If the protagonist has something good happen to him, something almost equally bad will happen to him and vice-versa.Rule 2: The MC is an idiot or does idiotic things.These two rules are the secret engine behind all fantasy worlds, the third rule exists, but no one knows what it is. If they did everyone would be writing amazing books. Since the MC is not an idiot, he understands this and decides not to violate the first rule as well as not to incur the wrath of the mysterious god called the Audience. What Ethan doesn't realise is that there is nothing he can do to stop it. The story that is....