Introduction: A hurdy-gurdy player, violinist and a pirate walk into a bar. The pirate walks out drunk. The violinist doesn鈥檛 and the hurdy-gurdy player walks out rich. Why? Because the hurdy-gurdy is funky and I don鈥檛 know any stuck up gurdy players and violinists are pricks with their fancy sticks up their ass.what about the pirate? Your looking at 鈥榚m.Names jack. Captain jack spar-nah just kiddn. My names Dutch, but people call me razor. Why they call me that?grab a drink n I鈥檒l tell ya. It鈥檚 going to be a long story....