"Who the hell is there???" I growled


    "No body"


    "What,that''sthestupidestthing you can ever have said" I responded to my intruder.


    "You arestupidest"


    "Thatdoesn''teven make sense" I said while Icrawledlooking for this intruder, I passed to my treasure room, mybeautiful, fabulous and shiny treasure room, where I keep all of my collection of gold coins, gold swords,emeraldsanddiamondsfrom hundred of years ago.


    "You scaly damn lizard I will make you swallow your heart"


    "I''mno Lizard you damn hairy monkey" I replied


    "I''mmodamnhairy monkey"


    "Then show yourself"


    "Here I am"


    I felt a needle try to pierce my skull from above but itdidn''teven hurt, then a knight fall from my neck to the ground, the damn intruderwas grabbedto one of thestalagmitesof my cave and planned to lure me then kill me with one fatal wound.


    "It''s tooearly for this, can you come back later without the armor, its get stuck on my teeth"


    "You damn dragon!!"


    "You damnbaboon!!!"


    I had enough, I lift my head and took a deep breath


    "YOU WILL FEEL THE POWER OF I,FAFNER" I let an all mightyfirebreathburning all to ash on his path, the intruder was no exception, I swept all the ash with mytailand return to my chamberwhere I usually sleep.


    I was getting back to sleep while I think about mybeautifulgolden lust, thus I FafnerI''mthe greediest dragon who ever lived, I collected all of my treasure from bishops, king and such....why Im so greedy?? every time I see the sweet gold Ican''tcontrol myself, I feel some carnal wish that makes meuncontrollablemad, I have killed entire civilizations for this mad wish of mine but Idon''tfeel badaboutit, I havecollectedsuchmassivequantityof gold that hordes of bastards try to snatch of me, butevery single oneof them havesuccumbedto my power.


    I was falling into the darkness of sleep when I heard a female voice coming from my treasure room.


    I got up with thedesireto kill whoever was in the same room as my precious gold, I went there as fast as my cave let me go, you see when I got here the cave was enough for me to fly freely but I grew as my greed and now I have to crawl wherever I go in this hellish cave nevertheless Ican''tleave the cave or my precious treasure would be robbed frommy claws.


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    When I reached my treasure room multiples knights with shiny armor and spears were getting their disgusting hands on mygoldenlove.


    "You were right Helena, using yourmagicto getthroughthe goldendragonwithout being detected was a wonderful idea" Said a heavy armored knight who looks like the leader of thiscrusadeand the first one who will die by my claws.


    "Just remember your part of the deal, you get gold I get the dragon" Claimed a youngladywith pink hair, wearing a blue robe and a pointy hat, a wizard.


    "Yeah.....about that...your usefullnes to the king is now useless"


    "You....you dont mean to.....Ahhhhh!!!!" Shouted the young woman while the captain lift his sword to slash her but I hadenoughof every one, I will kill whoever tries to take my gold.


    I slashed my tail in a horizontalmannersmashing all the knights who were grabbing my gold to a wall where blood erupted, the captain shouted something Icouldn''tunderstand when my claws slice him in three pieces of meat and metal.


    I could feel spears trying topiercemy thick golden scales but it was futile for them, no human weapon can surpass the dragon skin, yet some soldiers leaved the cave with bags full of my treasure, I will not let thembreathefor another day but I have to clean all the rest of theknightswho betrayed the common sense and dare to attacked me, biting them, slashing them and burning them in no time at all the remaining knights were just dead pieces of meat or ashes,justthe youngwizardwas left.


    "IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOU SHALL DIE!!!!"


    "Thatdoesntmake sense"Theyoungwizard


    "Shut up" I said while lift my front leg to crush the poor woman to just a blood stain in the ground


    "Da nunc etusquesit servus meus: Fafner etaureadraconis,praecipiotibiin nomineantiquisetmagnisones" exclaimed the young woman as my claw wasgoingdown to crush her and lights started to flow as my awarenessslowly got blurred.


    "That wasnt even in the correct tense...." I growled whilemy massive body fall to the ground and my perception of realitydisappears.