Behold mortals!!!! Feast your unworthy eyes on the one and only!!!! The Stealthiestest Killing Machine ever known to man!!!!This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.
Mister FluffBottom!!!!!!!
Fear its prowess!!! For all you know, it could be gnawing on your toes as we speak!!!!
None can detect him!!!! None can survive its animalistic ferociousness!!!! Death is the only outcome!!! Death I SAY!!!