An alien and a human candidate stood behind their podiums for the final debate a day before the election.


    “We’re here for your resources. We won’t lie about that,” said the alien.


    “Unbelievable! This is why we’ve both lost millions during this occupation … how many more must die?”


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    “The answer is simple,” the alien paused. “Peace.”


    “You mean surrender?”


    “We can be benevolent — ask our colonies if you must — besides, we offer protection.”


    “Against?”


    “A malevolent alien species that never negotiates.”


    “Time for a break,” said a moderator.


    The candidates retreated to a back room, shook hands, and smiled.