"This pill cures cancer, addiction, and social deviance," said an alien ambassador.


    "Deviance?" A sociologist glared.


    "Yes, we have no violent crime."


    "Does everyone think the same on your planet?"Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    "Not at all. Every individual has a unique opinion."


    "Perhaps we misunderstand deviance."


    "My apologies. An ideological mindset that spreads like a virus, causing everyone to think the same."


    "Oh, I see, like a cult?"


    "Yes. You have an election coming up, I see."


    "Yep! It''s a dead heat."


    "One side''s highly diverse, while the other behaves clonelike?"


    "Correct ..."


    "The worst disease. Our world nearly ended because of it."