Aliens secretly conspired with a wealthy and powerful group of world influencers.


    "How are the numbers?" asked an alien ambassador.


    "Obesity''s on the rise. We calculate 80% of the world''s population within a few decades," replied the human representative.


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    "That''s perfect; remember our agreement," said the alien ambassador.


    "Yes, we''re trying to stop abortions to encourage population growth."


    "Good. Billions of my kind are incubating, ready to feed."


    "And your promise?" asked the human representative.


    "Our promise still stands. You''ll rule your own planets and keep the rejects—the slender ones. They offer no tasteful flavors and provide insufficient sustenance."