An alien entertainment producer, Zerk, met with his inventor friend, Lerk.


    "Zerk, my device can transmit signals across galaxies."


    "How''s that even possible?"


    "Simply put, it creates a wormhole teleporting a signal anywhere."


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    "What''s the cost?"


    "Nothing … Just give me some stake in its profit."


    Zerk nodded. "Let''s see it."


    Lerk held up and enabled the device.


    "Where''s the signal, Lerk?"


    "Oops! I think it scattered all over the cosmos. I need to run some more tests."


    ————


    Meanwhile, on Earth, a radio telescope received part of the signal—


    An astronomer jotted down in a notebook—"Wow!"