Nil: Phew, we are now airing again! Arcana Radio is on air again!!
Hydrangea: I’m so glad that we are also making appearances now in the novel.
Dylan: Hey, wait, don’t forget our usual introduction, okay? Please, Lord Nil.
Nil: Oh shucks, what a hopeless bunch.
Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companions!~
Hydrangea: I am the cutest fairy out there, Hydrangea. (Monotone)
Dylan: She called herself cute! LMAO!
Hydrangea: Oho? Then how do you address yourself?
Dylan: That’s easy! The genius Ether Technician, Dylan! (Wink)
Nil: Fuck, that’s gross, old man.
Hydrangea: We easily agree on that one, my lord.
Dylan: Bahahaha! What can I say? I haven’t made any screentime. Hopefully, I appear in the next arc!
Hydrangea: Well, but see, it’s been a long time since the author wrote an intermission like this.
Nil: That’s just him being lazy. I hope that guy gets struck by lightning and gets reincarnated into a shitty world.
Dylan: That’s pretty generic, my lord. How about he gets run over by a truck and dies.
Hydrangea: Then reincarnate into a shitty world. I’m so amazed at how this got more generic.
Nil: Ah, this shitty gacha game!
Dylan: My lord, what are you playing when we are airing right now?
Nil: Ah, this.
Hydrangea: Oho? Are you trying to get that character in the banner right now? I got it with just a free ticket.
Nil: Hy, can you shut the fuck up? And when did you got your own smartphone and learned how to use it anyway?!
Dylan: *whew*
Hydrangea: Someone’s salty.
Nil: Arggh…geez…Can’t help it, huh? Let’s call our guest fo--!
From a distance
Sistina: What shit drop rate! I really really wanted that cute boy to appear!Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.
Dylan: Another one bite the dust.
Hydrangea: Geezer, you also gave her a smartphone?
Dylan: Yeah, I also gave Cr’thcor and Flow.
Nil: Flow is dead.
Flow: My lord, I’m still good. I can appear as long as it is not canon!
Nil: Whoa, where’d you come from?
Flow: I actually set up the sync and the instrument setup for today’s segment.
Hydrangea: So techy…
Flow: Anyway, everyone, don’t mind me here.
Hydrangea: Got it. While you’re at it, please stop breathing.
Flow: Wha-?! So mean! I already died in the storyline!
Dylan: Usual Hy, usual day.
Nil: Let’s not stall any further! Please come in, o special guest, Elven Queen Hinoki Prasiolite!
Hinoki: I am grateful for this invitation. (Boing)
Nil: *whew*
Dylan: *whew*
Nil: *whew**whew*
Dylan: *whew**whew**whew*
Nil: Just look at those jugs, old man!
Dylan: Nay, my eyes are glued to those sexy hips and thighs.
Nil: Can’t believe she got married twice. I hope I am the third one.
Dylan: Miss Hy doesn’t even hold a candle on that.
Nil: You said it! If you look at her from below, you’ll just see a straight hangar for aircrafts
Hydrangea: I get that reference you asshat.
Hinoki: Please don’t oggle at me that much. It’s really uncomfortable and I am quite attentive to those lecherous eyes.
Hydrangea: Heard that? Breast size isn’t that much important to a woman.
Dylan: Poor thing…she’s so bitter about her flat tits that she twisted Lady Hinoki’s words.
Nil: Non non, Dylan. Hy’s lover actually loves em’ like a plateau. Ashfon is quite the DFC chaser.
Dylan: Oh? A win-win situation! Aren’t you glad?
Nil: Ashfon loves it though, right? No sideboobs, straight ribcage.
Hydrangea: I’m going to bash your fucking craniums later and I’ll show you guys what’s a ribcage is after I gut it out from your bodies, both of you!
Hinoki: Um, why am I exactly here anyway?
Nil: Ah, yes, we can’t forget our important guest, right?
Hinoki: I heard that in this segment, we are going to be asked various questions but I might as well keep some secrets. Are you fine with that?
Dylan: Kay!~ What are your size and cup?
Hinoki: I’ll be ambiguous about that and just say I’ve already reached three digits.
Nil: Holy fuck, that’s World Cup!
Hydrangea:…Really? Really, my lord?!
Nil: Sanchez will be really proud!
Dylan: Who?
Nil: Ah, nevermind!
Hinoki: Um…I already have a son and twin daughters so please stop asking me questions like that!
Dylan: But you answered it.
Hinoki: I’m not going to anymore…Also…your tone…you are way older than me.
Dylan: I’m a naughty teenage boy at heart!~ (Wink)
Hinoki:……
Nil:……
Hydrangea:……
Flow:……
Nil: Hey, you know this guy?
Hydrangea: Who? I never met him even once.
Hinoki:…Can I leave now?
Dylan: Aw, come on. How about humor the old geezer for a little?
Hydrangea: In the end, you still admit it.
Hinoki: No more questions?
Nil: Is this your first time?
Hinoki: Pardon?
Dylan: Ahh…the refreshing casting couch reference.
Flow: Oh, I know that one!
Hinoki: How do I answer that? It’s vague…
Hydrangea: Please don’t.
Hydrangea: We are turning into a completely different genre. Please respect Lady Hinoki a little.
Flow: My lord, did you invited Lady Hinoki just to sexually harass? Quite heinous! I’m so moved!
Nil: Not now, Flow!
Hydrangea: Oh?
Hinoki: Oh??
Dylan: My lord, we fucked up!
Hinoki: Here I am, left my post as the Queen for this. I should be having a lovely time with my children in my free time but here I am, wasting every second talking to you people.
Nil: Yeah, if I am you, I’d rather spend my time with my cute daughters too. Casablanca and Hibiscus are so precious to pass up. Yet, you are here now instead. How tragic.
Hydrangea: Fucking what? Trying to change the tides on her?
Hinoki: I heard you’re a bad guy but it turns out that you are a just plain asshole.
Dylan: Welp, so much for today’s segment!
Hinoki: Can I be frank with you guys?
Hydrangea: Don’t hold back.
Hinoki: This segment is utter shit.
Nil: Hahaha! I know right!
Dylan: Oh, damn, I got another dupe.
Hydrangea: Quit playing!
Hinoki: I’m leaving. Good riddance.
Nil: Well folks, another disappointed guest has left! Thank you for listening!
Dylan: My lord, can we say it together?
Nil: With pleasure.
N and D: Another one bite the dust!
Hydrangea: For fuck sake…