Nil: Chancharanchan! I’ll skip the long introduction! Welcome to Arcana Radio! Here, I am with my assistant today.
Hy: Hydrangea here.
Nil: Aaaaand…Dylan is not here, huh?
Hy: That’s right my lord. However, we are not one pervert short.
Mil: Hellowww!~
Nil: You?! We are not going to the extra length to pay you for this! Just so you know!
Mil: It’s fine! I don’t have any use of money! Just let me hang out!
Hy: See? Another pervert on the fray.
Nil: Tell me honestly Hydrangea. You and Dylan won’t be shifting jobs here with Milin as the replacement.
Hy: Oh? That’s actually a good idea. Why don’t we let her take my place, permanently…
Mil: That’s a good idea!
Nil: Hey, hey. You can’t take away the straight man here. Our program will just be composed of perverts.
Hy: Ohoh? So I am the straight man here?!
Mil: It’s nice working with you!~
Hy: The fuck did I got myself into…
Nil: It’s a little late for that.
Mil: Yeah! For now, let’s get on the program, shall we?
Hy: Go on…
Nil: Ehem! Today, we are going to have a little chat with our guest about her woes in life.
Mil: Let’s call for her!
Hy: Who could it be…?
Mimi: Hi, hi! Mimi here!
Hy: You call this a troubled individual?
Mimi: That’s a little rude!
Hy: FYI. I am fucking rude and honest.
Nil: Hydrangea being herself. There’s nothing more refreshing than hearing her swear!
Mil: Hahaha!
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Flow: My lord, we’ve run out of shampoo!
Nil: F-Flow! Not now! We are currently airing!!
Flow: Gah! Sorry!
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Mimi: What was that?
Hy: Don’t mind it.
Mimi: But he said…
Hy: Don’t mind it.
Mimi:…
Nil: Now, now! Hey, you, you said you have problems.
Mimi: I really can’t believe how people treat me differently! I am cute too you know!
Nil: Ah, Hy, did you put my pudding in the fridge?
Hy: No problem. It’s sure to chill perfectly.
Mil: Oh, pudding, huh? I hope Milday is eating well.
Mimi: SEE?!
Nil: Well, first of all, you’re not that famous. Second, you can grow THAT.
Mimi: What’s so bad about it?! People have fetishes for that too! Also, I am popular…I guess…
Mil: I guess?
Hy: You’re just one of those generic maid stuff.
Mimi: Eh? Look at my horns, look at my cute fluffy tail! Also, don’t I remind you of that show? That one with dragon maid?
Nil: Careful there, we don’t have a parody tag!
Mil: I guess it is also the fact that you can grow THAT! On a side note, how big is yours?
Mimi: Eehh? Is that really relevant…
Hy: It’s for our evaluation purpose.
Mimi: Uhuh…hmmm…about…I guess…if it’s fully…e-erect…3…3 to 4…inc-…wait! This is…!
Nil: She said 3 to 4.
Hy: I heard it.
Mil: Oh, not bad for someone your size.
Mimi: Don’t make fun of me! I am a perfect girlfriend material you know! I am blonde, I have beautiful blue eyes, I have horns, I can do house chores and I wear a really sexy pantyhose!
Nil: Stop selling yourself here.
Hy: What a whore.
Mil: Are you perhaps a slut?
Mimi: I came here for advice and more screen time, not to be berated and looked down!! All of you are so mean! Can someone be a little nicer to me?!
Nil: You came to the wrong place! Hahahaha!
Hy: Indeed. I feel like dumping some frustration on being the toy here.
Mil: Too bad! I think pops will be your ally in this situation but he is not here for today!
Mimi: Uhhh….*sniff*…this is not what I’ve imagined…
Nil: Well, cheer up, at least you get some spotlight here!
Hy: Indeed. But I do think trying to gain some popularity while the novel itself is unpopular really makes you look like an idiot.
Mil: I don’t want to date someone who transforms into a humongous monster too. And someone who grow THAT.
Mimi: Why are you so hung up with THAT?!
Nil: Well, well, calm down. Let’s hear more of your first world troubles.
Mimi: No! I’m done! This isn’t even the least helpful at all!
Hy: My, that was too soon for you to crack, nevertheless, it was enjoyable.
Mimi: Shut up, shitty midget fairy!
Hy: Warranting a beating, huh? Fucking mongrel!
Nil: Calm down you two.
Mimi: Eat shit, Dick face!
Nil: HEY! I know I am being a dick but my face is not one!
Mil: Hahaha! This is the best! When everything’s getting out of control here feels the best!
Mimi: I can’t take it anymore! To hell with getting popular! To hell with selling my good points!
Nil: You really are selling yourself…
Mimi: Shut up! To hell with you! No one, even from Asagao’s side cared that much for me except Asagao and Topaz!
Hy: Aren’t they kind enough to give you attention?
Mil: YEAH! RAGE SOME MORE! SHOW US HOW ANGRY YOU ARE!
Nil: You stupid maid! Don’t pour oil on the raging fire!
Mimi: YEAH! YEAH, YOU! THAT’S RIGHT, I AM TALKING TO YOU, THE READERS! LOOK AT ME AND STARE INTO THE ABYSS! THAT’S RIGHT, GO FU--! Hmmpphhmm!!
Nil: Quick! Tie her up! Gag her mouth with something! We can’t let her adding more tags to this novel!
Hy: What tag?
Nil: Reader interactive tag! We don’t have that one! See?!
Mil: That some dedication…screen capping it…
Mimi: HMMPHPHPPHHHHHHMMMMPPPPP!!!
Nil: Yeah! Thank you too for participating in today’s segment!
Hy: Clearly that’s not what she really wanted to say.
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Flow: Lord Nil! Not done yet?! I really need that shampoo!
Nil: Go fuck yourself!!
Flow: Aw…
Mil: HAHAHAHA! haha..HAHAHA! Holy shit…my sides! HAHAHA!
Hy: I think we can’t continue further. I am really sorry for the mess and all the swearing they have done.
Nil: That’s the last thing we wanted to hear from you!
Hy: Good riddance everyone.