Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~


    Hy: Hydrangea…


    Nil: That won’t do Hy, we’re on air now! Even if you just pretend, that’ll do!


    Hy: Come on. Face it Nil. This is just an unpopular radio show, why do I have to take it seriously?


    Nil: Hy, you can’t say that on air!


    Hy: What the hell!? We’re a radio now? We’re just a novel awhile ago and now, we’re a radio show? Do you think this can raise our review and view count?


    Nil: Hy, stop that! We shouldn’t be saying that! Our listeners will think twice of our credibility.


    Hy: Listeners? They are technically readers rather than listeners. Are you saying that we pretend to be a radio hosts to these fake listeners?


    Nil: Can’t you just go with the flow? I’m asking you a simple thing.


    Hy: Tsk.


    Nil: Take two.


    Hy:……


    Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~


    Hy: Hydrangea!~ How is everyone doing?!~Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    Nil: Uwaah…Creepy!


    Hy:……


    Nil: Ahem, sorry. This is my super duper cute partner, Hydrangea!~


    Hy: So, what are we going to do today?


    Nil: Oh that’s a good question. Today we are going to discuss about a certain character!~


    Hy: Who could that be?


    Nil: She has an initial of A and L! She is an impulsive girl with unbreakable mind. Her resolve may falter but she always tries to protect her friends and love ones. This character has a solid impression for all the readers who’ve come this far!


    Hy: Asagao…


    Nil: Hey! Why?! What the hell are saying?!


    Hy: It’s fucking obvious! She is the main protagonist and the initials are obvious! Also, because this is our first *ahem* on air, it is evident that we will discuss the MC right off the bat!


    Nil: Still, do you really have to reveal it that quickly?


    Hy: This is pointless. I am not getting paid for this!


    Nil: We aren’t getting paid for this! The author is poor so obviously he can’t give us our pay!


    Hy: I want out of this! Take me off from this segment, rather, just remove me entirely in the story!


    Nil: That’s no good! We don’t appear much in the story and you want to be completely removed?!


    Hy: Because I am not getting paid for this! This is an abuse of labor! Slavery!


    Nil: Still, he did created us…you know…


    Hy:……


    Nil: Even our script is being written by him. We can’t do anything about it. See? Even now, this line is written by him!


    Hy: This is ridiculous…


    Nil: What? Are you thinking about his paradox? *Thinking*


    Hy: What was that?


    Nil: What was that what?


    Hy: in your line earlier, there’s this word with asterisks.


    Nil: Ah, that’s a command action given by the author. If I may say, it is like this. *Thinking*


    Hy: So, it gives an effect of an action?


    Nil: Basically.


    Hy: Hey, author. Give me some of those!


    Nil: Be careful of what you wish for.


    Hy: Hmph! I believe author is a reasonable man, even if he is poor.


    Nil: Not so sure about that…


    Hy: Come on. Give me one of those commands.


    Nil:……


    Hy: *climaxing*


    Nil:Hahahahaha! Bwahahaha!


    Hy: Fuck you!!! Hnghh! No! Stop!


    Nil: I told you! This guy is an asshole!


    Hy: Off! Off! End this freaking…Hngghh! Chapter!


    Nil: Thank you for your brief time! We’re going off air now! Bye! See you next time!


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