Logan is driving the Knight Mobile with Charlie and Josaline in the passenger seat.
LOGAN
Here we are.
JOSALINE
Where is here?
CHARLIE
City Hall.
The Knight Mobile pulls up and stops outside of the entrance of City Hall. Josaline unfastens the seat belt and quickly hops out the Knight Mobile.
CHARLIE
Jeez...What''s the rush?
Josaline begins to stretch. Afterwards, she takes another look at City Hall and is amazed on how big it is.
JOSALINE
Wow! This place is huge.
Charlie gets out of the Knight Mobile and looks at City Hall with a smile.
CHARLIE
Yeah it is.
JOSALINE
But that car ride was so long.
CHARLIE
Yeah it was.
JOSALINE
And so boring.
CHARLIE
(upset)
Oh man.
Josaline looks at Charlie.
JOSALINE
And it''s all your fault.
Charlie looks at Logan as he gets out the Knight Mobile.
CHARLIE
Damn, Logan. Why''d you have to make things so boring?
LOGAN
She isn''t talking about me. She''s referring to you.
JOSALINE
Exactly.
Charlie looks at Josaline.
CHARLIE
But what did I do?
JOSALINE
What did you do?
Josaline gets angry.
JOSALINE
Enough with that shit! You had a fucking boner for the entire ride!
CHARLIE
If you can prove it, then I''ll admit to it.
JOSALINE
I WAS ON YOUR LAP, DUMB ASS! I FELT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON MY ASS!
CHARLIE
Oh yeah... My bad.
JOSALINE
Are you serious? Did you forget or something?
Charlie starts scratching his head.
CHARLIE
Uhhhh...sort of?
JOSALINE
It hasn''t even been 5 minute yet! How did you forget already?!
CHARLIE
Well...I didn''t find it that important. (But in all reality, it was very important to me. I never felt so happy in my entire life. Score!)
Charlie smiles.
JOSALINE
Why are you smiling?
Charlie stops smiling.
CHARLIE
Oh. I was smiling?
JOSALINE
You are a complete and total idiot.
CHARLIE
And don''t you ever forget it. Wait a minute...I think I used that phrase wrong.
LOGAN
Why do you guys argue about stupid shit?
JOSALINE
It''s his fault. He started it.
CHARLIE
How?
JOSALINE
Because you''re just stupid.
CHARLIE
Hey, leave my stupidity out of this. It''s sensitive.
JOSALINE
You see.
CHARLIE
Well, you''re the one who always complains about me being stupid.
JOSALINE
It''s the natural thing to do. It''s human nature.
CHARLIE
If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Not all the time. Besides, I don''t think having a boner is something to complain about.
JOSALINE
It is when it''s touching me. Plus, you''re only saying that because you''re a guy.
CHARLIE
I''m only saying this because it''s true.
Charlie looks away for a moment.
CHARLIE
And because I''m a guy.
Josaline gets angrier.
CHARLIE
Look here. As long as I''ve known you, you''ve always overreacted when it came to something so childish and stupid.
JOSALINE
Childish?! Stupid?! Quit mocking me!
CHARLIE
All I''m saying is, you need to learn how to chill out. Stop overreacting to every little thing.
JOSALINE
Why you-
LOGAN
SHUT THE HELL UP!
They both looked at Logan.
LOGAN
Why can''t there be 1 minute of silence when you two are together? You gave me a headache to the point where I want to shoot my balls off!
CHARLIE
I wouldn''t go that far, bro.
LOGAN
Too much?
CHARLIE
Just a little.
JOSALINE
Whatever!
Charlie and Logan looked at Josaline.
JOSALINE
I don''t have to take this from either of you!
Josaline run into City Hall.
CHARLIE
Josaline, wait!
Charlie chases after her.
LOGAN
WAIT!
Charlie stops running to look at Logan.
CHARLIE
What is it?
LOGAN
There''s no need for you to follow her.
CHARLIE
What? Why?
LOGAN
Just forget about her for the time being. We have to go meet someone.
CHARLIE
What are you talking about? There could be Zombie''s in there! She could be in danger as we speak!
LOGAN
She''ll be fine, I guarantee it.
CHARLIE
That''s something that I just can''t agree with. I''m not just going to sit by and hope she''s safe. That''s just not my style. Not anymore, anyway.
LOGAN
Trust me, she''ll be fine.
CHARLIE
Why should...You know what? Scratch that! No! I''m going after her whether you like it or not!
Logan runs to Charlie''s side at break neck speeds and puts his blades close to Charlie''s neck.
CHARLIE
W-What are you doing?
LOGAN
What do you think I''m doing? I''m preventing you from doing whatever you want to do.
CHARLIE
You bastard! I knew you were up to no good ever since that phone call! Who was it?!
LOGAN
Wouldn''t you like to know?
CHARLIE
Actually...yeah.
LOGAN
Well, I''m not telling. L.O.L.
CHARLIE
Why?
LOGAN
Because I don’t want to tell you.
CHARLIE
Not that. Why did you spell it out?
LOGAN
What? L.O.L?
CHARLIE
Yeah.
LOGAN
To make it funnier.
CHARLIE
Don''t quit your day job. You''re not funny. You were never funny and you will never be funny.
LOGAN
A lot of talk coming from a guy who''s the butt of everyone''s joke.
CHARLIE
You take that back!
LOGAN
Make me.
CHARLIE
I''m not as weak as you think I am.
Logan starts laughing.
LOGAN
Do you honestly think you can beat me, bub?
Charlie gets nervous and starts sweating.
LOGAN
What''s wrong, speechless? Scared stiff? Frightened by my strength? If I were you, I would be.
Charlie begins to sweat, tremendously.
LOGAN
What''s the matter, bub? You''re sweating so much, it looks like you pissed yourself.
CHARLIE
That''s...not sweat.
LOGAN
...You''re disgusting, bub.
CHARLIE
But Logan, very soon, I''m going to kick your ass. You will regret the day you made me piss myself.
LOGAN
I didn''t regret last time.
CHARLIE
I was five. That doesn''t count.
LOGAN
Whatever.
Logan retracts his blades and punches Charlie in the face, knocking him unconscious.
LOGAN
Keep thinking that way, bub. It''s still not going to get you anywhere.
Logan picks up Charlie and carries him into City Hall.
(Meanwhile)
Josaline is walking down a long hallway with doors on each side.
JOSALINE
Those stupid idiots. Who do they think they are? They get on my nerves, especially, Charlie. I should have slapped him when I had the chance.
Josaline hears something.
JOSALINE
What was that noise?
Josaline begins to look in every direction. Suddenly, a door opens in front of her.
JOSALINE
Who''s there?
Josaline slowly walk slowly towards the door.
JOSALINE
Logan? Charlie? Is that you? If it is, you can come out now. I''m not having fun.
The noise stops.
JOSALINE
This isn''t funny.
Suddenly, Zombie''s come pouring out from behind the door and begins to walk towards Josaline.
JOSALINE
ZOMBIES! Haven''t seen them in a while.
Zombies were still moving towards Josaline.
JOSALINE
Oh yeah...I should run.
Josaline runs away from the Zombies.
JOSALINE
I have to find somewhere to hide!
As she runs around a corner, a door opens.
JOSALINE
Are more Zombies going to come out?
As she runs pass the door, she is pulled into the room and the door closes
JOSALINE
Hey. What do-
Someone places their hand over her mouth.
???
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
They can hear Zombies slowly walking pass the room.
???
Ok. It''s safe to talk, but keep your voice down.
Josaline removes their hand from her mouth.
JOSALINE
Just who the hell are you?!
???
Shush! I said keep your voice down.
Josaline quickly covers her mouth with both her hands. Three seconds later, she slowly removes her hands from her mouth.
JOSALINE
I''m sorry, but who are you?
???
That''s rude. You should introduce yourself before you ask others to introduce themselves.
JOSALINE
Fine. My name is Josaline. What''s yours?
???
I''m Candice.