“Eeehm, you should probably stop hugging the dragon.”
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“Human, This time I will have to admit with the retarded Faun. My subjects are looking, and it is embarrassing.”
“No, I worded that wrong. You bring shame to my great form. Please refrain from touching me and jump off.”
“If you do not, I will have to take drastic measures.”
“I am not an interpreter, that is beneath me.”
“Girl, did you just admit that I am above you?”
“Not funny. And I am not an interpreter.”
“What?”
“He’s saying. `God, why are you in the presence of such filth? Let us get rid of them for you′”
"Yes, it’s mostly just about how glorious, wonderful, excellent, admirable, strong- Why am I even with you two?”
“Hrmpf, girl, how have you not already figured that out? It is to find their wonderful god”
“Is that not also obvious? They want to give tribute, worship my perfect form. Oh, am I not just the greatest?”
“Something about `how dare you filthy my rump with your dirty scales peasant?′”
“Hrmpf, do not compare me to something so obviously lesser than me. It offends me.”
“He is saying that he has come here to bring the word of god to all the non-believers.”
“To make it simple for your puny little brain. These lizards think killing everyone will make me happy.”
“I do not take orders.”
“I am not stupid”
“No, I actually can not. I do not see good or evil, girl. That is a human concept. I only see a devote worshiper who has his own interpretation of what I want.”
“Nothing. Now, we have rats to deal with.”