“I now declare this Hearing, started”
A loud bang as the big faun hit the table with a small hammer
Huh.
Good way to make people go quiet
I want one.
But I have to say
This is really a “gathering”
It’s like, maybe, a thousand fauns cramped into this small room.
Or rather, chamber?
Yeah, we are inside a small chamber inside a big room inside a very big building.
The one that had six pillars surrounding it.
Hehe, it’s inside inception.
Anyway, apparently this is not everyone, some have to stay outside as there is not enough room for everyone.
And these fauns are supposed to be “elders”
All immortals with unbelievable powers
Or something like that
I think.
I’ve found myself in quiet the pickle
I’m sitting in the middle of this small chamber, surrounded by a circle of chairs.
And on those chairs, there sits elders
And where there are no chairs, there are elders standing.
To my right, sits the old faun and mister Butler
And floating above me is mister dra-
I mean, mister phoenix.
And to my left, is that handsome jerk of a faun
Ahem
Anyway.
The hearing has started.
Now they are supposed toooo
Erm
Decide what to do with me.
I guess?
Feels weird.
Luckily, they speak my language.
And I’m supposed to voice my opinion when questioned.
Or something
I’m not good with political stuff.
The old faun gave me some pointers before on how to behave myself.
And some help from mister butler.
But the only thing I got out of that was to not expose that mister dragon was an actual dragon.
And I mean, under no circumstances.
I think he said something about absolute chaos if I do
But erm.. I kinda forgot all the rules.
Hehe.
Anyway
The little I doremember is that all elders have one vote that they can cast when a subjecthas been decided.
everyone''s vote is equally important
But
There always forms parties who share a sentiment on a subject.
And the leaders of these party’s usually decide for the entirety of the group.
Making a vote easier than if everyone just voted at random.
And the leader of one of these groups
Is none other
Then the old faun.
Pretty anti-climatic, I know.
But she has assured me she’s on my side
Whatever that means.
And the opposition
Has the leader of that very
Very good looking faun
The unnaturally good-looking one.
And if I understand everything correctly
He wants me to be like
Some sort ofbattle slave?
Giving me tasks that would normally not be sent as it could endanger either a very talented faun
Or an elder.
Sooo
What I’m trying to say
Is that
I don''t like him.
“What do you say Human?”
Oh whoops.
I kinda forgot to listen to the debate.
“Eeeh, sorry I did not hear your question.”
The big faun gave out a small sigh.
Shaking his head
Hands resting on his hammer.
“The gathering asked you why you came to this city.”If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.
“Oh, hehe, sorry. I just wanted to heal my leg.”
The surrounding fauns started whispering amongst themselves.
Some louder than others.
Giving a sideways look to mister butler.
I could see him sitting quietly, a smile forming as his eyes met mine.
Taking my eyes to the old faun, I could see her leaned back
Whispering to a faun behind her.
“Human, why were your leg wounded?”
To my side, a faun asked
Seeking the source, I see the handsome faun
A big smile on his face
But the same deceiving eyes.
“I accidentally blew them up.”
A loud gasp spread amongst the gathered fauns
Then more whispering
Louder than before.
And weirdly enough
A very small snicker could be heard.
Looking towards the snicker
I saw the old faun
Hey!
Don''t laugh.
It was very painful you know!
Then the handsome faun spoke up
Trying to out-speak the gathered fauns.
“How could you accidentally blow up your legs?”
“Oh, hehe that’s an embarrassing story. But it started with me getting chased by chickens. And I did not have any arrows, so I had to run. Then I decided to climb a tree, and there I took out one of my boomboom things and let it dropdown. But I miscalculated the blast radiusand it blew me away, blasting my legs to hell”
I quickly summarised
Talking a little too fast.
Noticing some fauns looking confused
Even getting an awkward look from the handsome faun.
“Why do you guys have to know this? Are we not hear to talk about me staying or something?”
I asked, feeling like I deserved some answers.
And to my question, the big faun stood up.
Thumping his hammer on the table in front of him.
The gathered elders went quiet.
“Human. This gathering has a rough idea of how and why you have come here. But we still want to know your side of the story, and once that is complete, we shall discuss what we will vote on. Then we vote.”
Sitting down, the big faundropped the hammer.
And the gathering started speaking again.
But through it, out-speaking everyone
The handsome butler spoke up again.
“And let me ask, where does this phoenix fit into this picture?”
This phoenix?
Oh.
“Oh you mean, mister dr-“
“She found him in a cave in the great forest, there she befriended him and they’ve travelled together since.”
What no th-
Oh
Holy moly.
I almost told everyone he’s not a phoenix.
Thanks for the save, mister butler.
Looking to him, smiling brightly.
I was met with a frown.
A very, very big frown.
...
Yeaaa
Sorry, I won''t repeat that.
“Great one, we wish to hear this from the Human, her words, not yours.”
The big faun said, pointing at him with the hammer
In which mister butler responded with a bow.
“It won''t be repeated.”
But during his bow, he gave me a side glance.
Looking very angry
I’m sorry!
And in the corner of my eye.
I got a glimpse of the old faun
Giving me, and mister butler
A very suspicious look.
And if I had eyes in my neck
I would see the same look on the handsome faun
The gathering continued
Many questions were asked.
Mostly about how I came here
How I met mister butler
And my little journey.
Which turns out
Was actually kinda hard to re-tell, as I had to always make mister dragon a phoenix in the story.
And the factthat he could not talk.
Which, when Ire-told the story made me sound very crazy.
Getting many sideways looks from the surrounding fauns.
I promise I’m not crazy!
I’m not!
It’s your guy''s fault that you would freak out from a dragon.
Not mine.
And to be totally honest
It was very hard to always try to change the story.
I think the old faun noticed me lying...
Or who am I kidding?
I think everyone noticed
I don''tusually lie
I’ve never lied this much before!
It’s too hard, you know.
Anyway.
Those that asked me the most questions
Where the opposition
Why?
I don''t know.
But soon enough
Everyone stopped asking me.
Seemingly satisfied with my explanations.
Instead, going back to speaking to each other
Speaking in faunish
...
Crap.
That’s stupid
I want to know!
I know that it’s about me
So come on, guys! Let me in!
Let mee in!
The debate continued on
Starting prettycalm.
But progressively getting louder and louder.
Going off to almost screaming at each other.
The only reason they were not screaming constantly
Was the big fauns, big hammer.
He used it religiously
Making all go silent.
But quickly enough, they started shouting again.
Well, this seems to have gone totally wrong.
It feels like nothing of important has been decided yet
And it’s already been like two hours now.
Maybe three?
Holy moly I’m tired
And bored.
This is boring.
I even think mister dragon is bored...
I guess he’s always bored?
I don''t know
But it feels like he’s more bored now.
Maybe.
I think.
…
Huh
There has been a...
Erm
Sort of
Division?
Now, instead of an equally seated populace of fauns
There seems to have been a split.
With many fauns sitting to my right, where the old faun is sitting at the front
And to my left
The handsome faun.
Sitting with many fauns behind him.
This feels
Weird.
The shouting is still as loud
But now, the shouting is usually only amongst the old faun and the handsome one.
And every time they shout
The fauns behind them will shout in agreement.
And the other side will shout in disagreement.
...
This is getting reallystupid.
Is this politics?
What the hell
It’s more like watching chickens fight.
...
Er, well
Chickens can be deadly so I take that back
Hehe.
Finally
Something new is happening.
I think it’s been
Four hours?
Five?
Yeah.
And finally
They are speaking so I can understand.
But
The one speaking, or rather, shouting
Is the handsome faun.
“Human, why would you think coming here, expecting our help, would be for free?”
Huh, what an aggressively asked question.
But
“But, I did not think it would be for fre-“
Before I could finish
The old faun jumped in.
“She never asked to be healed! Nor did she ever say that she would not re-pay us! I healed her on my behalf!”
The handsome faun stood up.
“You may have done it on your behalf! But you used our precious Dragon blood to heal her, and a ritual that should be forbidden for anyone outside!”
His side shouted in agreement.
“She was dying! Would you left someone for dead? And as I saidshe will he-“
But out-shouting her, the handsome faun cut in
Getting loud shouts from the old fauns side.
“Dying?! The ritual is worse than death! Letting her take the ritual was not something you did with her life in mind. No, I’ve heard whispers. You did it for your son!”
A loud shout of surprise and yelps echoed through the gathered fauns
The old faun in turn
Frowned.
“I did no such thing.”
“Oh, but you did. I’ve heard a little tweet, a little whisper that said that your precious little sun was wounded when fighting the human. And who, to save the human’s life, both gave,and drank Dragon blood in his shame.”
A louder shout of surprise
Many staring down at mister butler
Who, in turn
Looked forwards, a stoic expression.
Staring at me.
The old faun staying silent
Visibly shaking.
“And you, you could not bare to see your son die. Even if he was not ready for the ritual, nor could you deal with his sorrow, so you did the only thing you could think of, you di-“
“SHUT UP“
A loud shout
Every faun shooting their hands to their ears
The entire chamber shaking from the vibrations
And then
An eery silence.
The only one who did not seem moved by the shout
Was the big faun.
“Oh venerable one, I ask you to not use magic in the chamber.”
A low sigh
Breathing a few calming breaths
Hall staying silent.
Then looking up to the big faun.
“I’m sorry, my anger got the best of me”
Saying that, she sat down.
Followed by her side doing the same
Who had gotten visibly smaller after her outburst.
While the handsome fauns side had gotten a little bigger.
“Human”
Taking me away from my thoughts
I looked towards the handsome faun.
“We are here today to ask you a question, a question we hope you say yes to, as we would like to not take it to a vote.”
Oooookay?
Letting a small silence enter the room.
Looking at me with open arms
Smiling brightly
Maybe even smiling for real
I think.
“Our question to you, dear human. Is if you would kindly help us with a task, a task of great danger, BUT, graveimportance.”
Uhuh
Okay.
Can you just
Ask me already?
“We want you to go out in the world, search and hopefully find something, or someone, who is of great danger to our city.”
Yeaaah
Yeah...
Can you just tell me already?
“Can you just ask the question already?”
A small laugh
But staying in pose.
“Yes, yesof course. We want you, to find the source of the blue flames that painted the sky many nights ago”
The blue what?
Huh..
Wait, a second.
And my brain blurted it out.
If I would have just looked up, I would have seen something.
Something that would have stopped me
Made me not say those stupid words
Made me rethink.
Organize
Be smarter.
If I would have just looked up
Seen mister butlers face
Seen his pleading eyes
His cautionary smile
I would have paused
But you know what
I did not
I can be so stupid sometimes.
“Oh, haha yeah I know him, it’s mister dragon over here.”
Pointing at mister dragon, who seeminglyshook himself from his boredom.
Staring down at me
Flames going brighter
Seemingly getting
Happy?
...
Oh my dragon.
What the hell have I done?
Staring widely
I scanned the room.
Deathly silent
Surprised faces
None moving
None speaking
Even the handsome butler had a surprised face
Forming a wide O with his mouth
I think
I think Idid something really stupid.