Something interesting happened today.
I met a human
Not the normal kind
This one was…
A little special
If that stupid smile was any indication of her feelings,
I dobelieve
She does not fear me.
Very interesting.
But this is not a first, many times have Imet humans too stupid to understand their weakness.
Their total lack of understanding
That I! I stand above all!
No one can kill me.
Yet, this, this human in front of me
She does not want a worthy fight.
Nor an honorable battle. A battletold for centuries.
Neither did she yearn for treasures, no mere mortal could ever comprehend.
No, she wants to tame me
ME?
I have laughed in the face of armies
I have killed hundreds, if not millions!
No one who dared face me escaped death.
...
So what should Ido with this.. Human?
This is a first.
She reminds me of different times.
...
Hmmm
I should ponder this
“Preeettty pleaaaase! your soooo gorgeous!”
Hmpf, that is right,
My scales have developed for millions of years.
If there is something Ipride myself in, it is my total, undeniable, beauty
...
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Agree with a human?
“Human, do not speak to me so lightly!”
“Come oooon, but you aaare!”
“I understand that my wonder is a true marvel for humans such as you. But Ido not care for your simple attempts to praise me.”
“Naaaaah, is the little dragon a little ShyyyyY?”
Huuuh
What?
Did she just…
Ho-hoow dare this human!
I would never stoop to this level.
Such.. such
Insolence!
“HEY! don’t turn away from me! Iwant a proper answer! come on you stupid dragon!”
Pffff
Why should Iever grace you, human, with answers?
You should understand it yourself
A Dragon such as me would never answer someone like you.
You, you...
STUPID HUMAN
Ah
Calm down.
Just.
Calm down.
You can just go to sleep.
The next time you wake up she will not be here
You will not have to worry
She’ll be long dead
Yes.
Perfect.
Sleep.
Sleep away my problems...
Like always.
...
...
...
*BOOOOOOM*
AAAAAH
GADDAMIT!
STUPID HUMAN WHY DO YOU WAKE ME
SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CAN NOT HARM ME
THIS IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION
BE PREPARED TO DIE-
Wait...
That did not explode near me
No harm has befallen me
No attempt has been made on my life
...
Why?
“Ahaa! you are finally awake, I’ve screamed for days, you stupid, shitty dragon! JUST ACCEPT ME AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!”
Stupid. Shitty? This human… Thi-
Happy?
She speaks of happiness?
Such crude emotions
Do you truly think a lowly beingsuch as you can
Help me
...
“Tell me human, how will you try toaccomplish this?“
“WOOHOOO! The dragons is finally talking to me! Such a good day”
Hmpf, this human
Does she even understand her position?
“Woah wooooah, watch out with your fire breathing! you almost torched me there, I could have become a living torch! i’ve already escaped that faith from those stupid FIRE SALAMANDERS AAAH WHY DID YOU REMIND MEEE”
Oh, Iguess she does
“Human, answer my question”
“AAAAAH!Oh sorry, Ithought Ianswered... eeeer... Iguess... I dont? hehehe. DONT THINK ABOUT IT JUST FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME!”
Huh
What great confidence she has
Very
Interesting.
Hmm.
Should I humour this human with her silly request?
It has been long since I havebeen out.
Maybe its time
Time to stretch my wings
Feel the wind
The world all around me
Bringing my perfect self out to the world
Letting all gaze at my glories form
...
“No”
...
“You, stupid dragon”
“No, you are.. Stupid… Human”