Where am I?


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    How did I get here?


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    Where is my body?


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    Wait.... I thought I was dead.... I was in my office grading papers..... I drank some of the tea my secretary made....... and everything started going black.... I knew it was poison I had studied ancient poisons and weaponry for decades so of course I had to know the modern ones......Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    What happened after that......


    I died, I know I did, after ingesting that much cantarella it wouldn''t be as slow as I''ve discovered it to be as doseage very clearly causes length of life to shorten the more ingested. I was able to scribble enough of a note down to say what the poison was and who I suspected but would that be enough I don''t know. Enough of that though there''s no point in dwelling on the past let''s look at the present.


    I can not see. I can not smell. I can not hear. I can not feel. I can not taste. I have no senses but yet I have consciousness..... why? Wait what is this feeling? It''s like the sun is shining on me, I can feel the warmth, oh what an amazing feeling this is.


    But how? I have no body or any substance yet I can feel why? I''m not sure but this warmth is nice it''s like I haven''t been warm in years. My mind is spinning at a thousand miles an hour but I''m getting tired. I think it''s time for a quick nap and then we can figure out what''s going on after that.