Introduction: Well well well.........Here you come, thinking oooh look at me, I am just going to read the synopsis, I will read it and I will know how a man's whole life is going to occur. Well it aint that simple my child, this here is my story.It's about my trials and tribulations and the laughs I had along the way, some of them at my expense.Sorry about the nagging lads and ladies, if you want ACTION, ADVENTURE, COMEDY AND TRAGEDY, I have got you covered, the same way the sunshine covers this land, everything would be lit, but the sun wont shine behind your arse.So let us ride the waves of destiny and see where it takes us.... spoiler alert its jail....