I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…God damn it, Karu.


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    Uh, that''s it. That''s the whole chapter up there. This is a joke chapter, which is a follow-up and posted the same day as 053. So why am I writing this? Because apparently there''s a minimum character count on RRL and this joke isn''t long enough so I get to pad it out by spelling out this joke.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    Yep.


    ...yeeeep...


    Jokes are always much better when padded out. Like breasts.


    Man, how long is 500 characters? I feel like I''ve been rambling here forever. Oh damn, we just passed it. Well, good talking to you! Let''s do this again sometime.