Introduction: Dying, desperate, and locked in the prison of his own body Walter finds himself waiting for a death that is all to slowly coming his way. Turns out death is not willing to wait on him though. Offered a chance at a new life by an Eldritch horror all Walter can do I say yes even if it does come with a few strings atached. After all being the errand boy for a Being both old and unknowable can't be that bad of a racket now can it? Turns out Walter should have read the contract before offering up his services because he now finds himself in a world of myth and monsters where his patron's demands might well be the least of his concerns....