Introduction: Ssssssss......A simple story of a man brought into a world of fantasy, magic, and systems by a crude God as some sort of a deal we may never know.Although.... he's a snake. Your typical honest-to-goodness brightly coloured danger noodle with venoms and all.To be precise, a magical snake with lots of growth potential.Follow the story of Randy, a pushover whose commands by God only being "survive, and grow big", on a journey to... well... survive and grow big, as he discovers what the world truly has to offer.Which is not much. Hopefully, not too much.A typical reincarnation story, really, but it might just satisfy your thirst for these kinds of stories.  I'm just an amateur writer hobby-writing on my spare time, mostly for private consumption. This is also a practice on me developing gamelike-systems in literature. Will contain lots of swearingAny criticisms and feedback regarding storyline, language, and thematics are welcome. As this is a spare-time hobby, updates are not, will not, and will never be predictable. I will try my best, but don't get your hopes up.On eternal hiatus. I'm truly sorry, but I just don't have the drive to continue this further.Inspired by a few other works on this site....