I wake up and can''t remember my name. All I know is that I died arguing with my friend saying which was better Marvel or DC. I was on Team Marvel. We began to argue when I see a truck. I push my friend out of the way. The truck slams into me and I die. As I am thinking this, a pair of snow white breast are smashed into my face. I look up and see a Japanese Woman and she is huge. No, she is not big I am tiny. What sort of sorcery is this? I look at her and look at my hand. I am light brown and she is snow white. She then holds up a picture. It has her and a man with dark brown skin in it. Wow, this is like fucking Rush Hour. Black and Asian people almost never get together.


    ???: Zen, I am your mom, ReiShadeand this is your dad Danny Shade. He died before you were born. He was a good man.


    Rei: Shhh… Zen, don''t worry. I will make the bad people go away.


    She puts me down in a bed and then she touches her necklace. It turns into a Black Katana.


    Ninja: I can''t believe you had a child with that outsider. You should be ashamed. The clan leader was your fiancé. I can''t believe you’re actually going to use Kurohime on us.


    Rei: I did not want to marry him. I was forced to be his fiancé. Even though Danny was an outsider from our village, he was the first to treat me with any decency AND YOU FUCKERS KILLED HIM!


    Rei: You know Kurohime can cut anything including space.


    Bad side. Didn''t you like just have me? How do you have so much energy to commit mass murder? Mom, you’re a badass.


    Ninja: Now that you have done this, we will be forever after you and your little bastard.


    ???: Hello.


    Rei: Fury remember when I spared one of your men’s life and quit the assassination game, you said you would owe me a favor. Well, I am cashing it in.


    Fury: Fine. what do you need?


    Rei: I need to get me and my son out of Japan as quickly as possible.


    Fury: You had a kid?


    Rei: Is that a problem?


    Fury: No. I still have some pull with Shield. I will get the two of you out of there.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    We make it out of Japan and the agents give my mom some papers. I think we are in New York because I see the Statue of Liberty. Then, I see something that should not be here, AVENGERS FUCKING TOWER!


    Rei: Oh honey, you noticed the Avengers’ Tower Museum. That is where all the heroes use to workfifteen years ago. The greats lived there. Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, even Thor. Why I am explaining this to a baby? You can''t understand me.


    Rei: Look, this is your first encounter with a superhero. That is the Iron Knight; son of Iron Man, Alex Stark.


    Fourteen years later


    Rei: Zen are you ready for school?


    Zen: Yeah. I guess.


    Zen: I saw nothing. I am just going to go.


    Arsonist: GET IN HERE!


    Zen: No.


    Arsonist: I WILL KILL THEM. I SWEAR.


    Zen: So.


    I see a little girl with puppy dog eyes looking at me Damn. I sigh inwardly.


    Zen: Let’s get this over with KUROHIME!


    Zen: I had no intention of helping. You just had to bother me. Give me your wallet.


    Arsonist: What?


    Zen: You wasted my time. I want compensation. So, hand over your wallet.


    Arsonist: Do you really thin……..AHHHHHH!


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    ???: STOP VILLIAN!


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    ???: Are you robbing this bank? Who knew villains could start so young.


    Zen: Wait, I am not a .......


    ???: My name Is Leah Clark and as a member of the Avengers’ Academy, I am taking you in to the police.


    Zen: What ifI say no?


    Leah: Then, prepare for battle you villain!


    Zen: What a pain.