-looked delicious, but not really?-
i swallow him in one gulp
*chomp chomp*
hmm..
so this is what humans taste like
to be honest, it doesn''t taste anything at all except his feet stinks. when is last time he did wash?
actually i didn''t plan to eat him at all..
but when he start to rambling about his deeds
for just a moment, he looked delicious
so i swallow him
his meat doesn''t taste very good, but i feel like my spirit is healed
is it like a vitamin for me? mm i wonder what the difference with the delicious meat? is it his soul?
not thinking so much about it i start to go to castle
-inside the castle-
“princess, i had come to fulfilled my promise”
a man with big black cape with wings and fang asked
“wh..what are you gonna do to me?” asked someone while trembling
“ufufu, i already told you i will make you into my bride. a bride of darkness”
“n..no, someone help. help me”
“huhu, it''s useless. i already put everyone in the castle to sleep”
tsk, so they can’t even become my meatshield. what did you even get paid for? go die
what the princess with piggy- like face and bodies are thinking
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-last night-
i am the princess of a certain country
kiara lu faluna
feeling bored with monotone task, i’m running away from the capital
with excuse of recovering my health, i spend the time in my uncle''s place
with a healthy leg and face given to me by my dear parents
with a top notch beauty without any comparison (among the pig-man)
i live my whole life getting pampered
that’s right.
ufufu i am perfect
considered as a top hierarchy and winner in both life and look, i am perfect
that’s right, worship me!
praise me, ignorant masses!
what’s yours is mine, and what''s mine is only mine!
it''s natural for you peasant to sacrifice your rich!
it''s natural for you commoner to become my farm cattle!
it''s natural for you nobles to dance inside my thumb until you died!
worship me, praise me
for i am so perfect that my beauty even made gods jealous
fufufu.. AHAHA!
you lowly being
for you guys there''s no need to shown my true self!
let them believe that i’m perfect!
people only believes what they wants anyway!
i just need to pretend crying and everybody would think i’m, the right one!
i just need to fake a smile and everyone would side with me
you guys are all a cattle inside my farm!
but
this existence called vampire is troublesome
i have come for you, princess
just suddenly
without warning, he came
ahh how troublesome
a man that comes uninvited is the worst
if you want to meet me, you should get in line!
though because the line is a million long
there''s no way you can meet me forever!
so suffer in agony
for things that forever beyond your reach
after that
the vampire speaked again
beautiful
is what this vampire saying
become my bride
he asked while kissing my hand
to be honest, i’m surprised
this is actually the first time anybody other than my parent and pig-man race ever said that directly to me
other race only looked away and didn''t dare to say that while looking at my face
damn racist! every human and other demi human are useless if they can''t see my beauty
“w..why..?”
pretending to be heroine in tragedy, i tried to fake crying
“why.. choose me? i know i’m not looked any good by the point of view of other races.”
hmph, i applaud your sight for recognizing the number #1 beauty in the world but i’m not cheap
if you gave me a boring reason i’ll call the guard and chopped you bits by bits in underground
if you satisfied me, i’ll allow you to become my shoe cleaner. be grateful! cry tears of happiness!
however
his next words is made her feel disgusted for the first time in the whole of life
“aah..! i can''t HOLD IT ANYMORE!”
*hugged, licked and rubbing face to the princess legs”
“eeek..?”
surprised, the princess unexpectedly voice a scream
“that healthy biceps, that adorable and plump muscle, that round, pinkish face.. aaahh.. god..! i finally found it..! thank you, thank you for letting me live for this moment! my painful moment this whole time, my heart, my love, unsatisfied. doomed without any hope, such despair, such emptiness! ! such tragedy! H-O-W-E-V-E-R! THAT WAIT IS GONE! OOH, I CAN HEAR THE APPLAUSE!”
starting to speak to himself, the princess dumbfounded
“THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE SUPPORT! AAH I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! VIVA AMORE..”
starting to get excited by himself, the man starting to applause
and the princess
at this moment
she only wants for this man to get out immediately