"Betty,
I''m sorry I haven''t wrote until now. It''s been busy out here. With work, I mean. The record shop closed. They told us the way it used to be is dead. Like the music and shit. Anyway, I got a new job. They work us like crazy. It''ll be nice to save up though. Since nothing is going on with the band. I could finally buy you that drum set you were eyeing for months. We''ll need a new hangout spot once you get released too. Uh, your parents had all your stuff from your apartment put in storage. They''re dropping the key off to me next week. Then I''ll mail it to you. They can''t send it themselves because of the restraining order. Don''t worry, I''ll pay for the storage. Damn, I talked too much about myself. How are you holding up? Anything new? I''ll write more often, I promise. I miss you Betty. It''s tough out here without seeing your face to brighten up my day! Pictures just don''t compare! It''s a bit strange writing to you. I didn''t even write my penpal I was assigned in middle school. Ah, it''s hard not to ramble on in a letter. Only 17 months left.
I love you, Damon"
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"My beautiful bassist,
You sure took your sweet time. I''m going crazy in here. I hate it. Did ya know they read every letter that comes in and goes out? I''m sorry the shop closed. We loved that place. It''s great you have a new job. But Damon, don''t bother buying me that set. I''m stuck in here for so long, I''ll probably forget how to play. Save that money for yourself. Thanks for letting me know about my stuff. I have the option to get a job in here. It''ll probably suck and pay near to nothing, but I''ll do it. Then, I''ll be able to pay the storage myself. It is my stuff anyway. I have to do stupid group therapy. I can''t even refuse. I have to do what they tell me or I''ll get thrown in jail. I have to choose 3 activities per week or whatever too. The only cool thing is that soon I''ll be able to go out on Saturdays! To certain places and under watch but still! It''s something, right! Who am I kidding? It''ll still suck, won''t it? I miss you too. Ah, I feel so honored to have the wonderful Damon Zeer write me! I''m just a garbage human in rehab for an alcohol addiction. Hey, do you think the band would''ve just died if Freddy wouldn''t have joined? Do you think it was selfish of me to push Tom off drums to keyboard? Do you think he left because of me? I don''t know. I was just wondering.
Write back soon, Betty."