Book 2: Chapter 30


    Tiana, you dont know what youre saying. Sebastian protests.


    No, father! You have sacrificed so much for mother and I. Your respect, your status, your money for thest eighteen years, you have done everything so that mother and I could have the noble life, despite having elf blood! You always wanted me to give myself away to some noble so that I could continue to live a rich and fulfilling life in high society!


    Tiana


    And and Ariel and Aura are legitimate nobles, but they dont look at me like Im a freak. And Grimhilde is even a Demonlord!


    Demonlord!


    Theyre all kind to me and proper high society. Ive never had friends before. All the other girls were so cruel, but if I stay here, I can be their friends!


    Even if you say that


    P-plus Ariel told me about something called a blowjob and said if I do it to that filthymoner he will let us stay here and wont throw us away!


    What!


    I turn an eye to Aura and Grimhilde, who shrugs with a look as if this couldnt be helped. I didn''t particrly mind Ariel having another aristocratic girl her age. It is good to have friends, and there are only so many ways she can connect with a monster like Millie, or a street rat like Chris. However, even now she keeps calling me a filthymoner.


    You know, if you really want to get in my good graces, itd be nice to stop calling me a filthymoner and looking down your nose on me.


    Tiana cocks her head to the side. Ah, but you are a dirtymoner, right? Im naturally your better. Was I simply born that way? I might sell goods to a merchant, but a merchant is still a merchant even if I gain from that transaction? If anything, a lowlymoner should be thankful that the situation allows them to be in the presence of my greatness?


    This fucking bitch. I can almost cry at her extremely warped sense of logic. I shoot Sebastian a questioning re and he straightens his spine and clears his throat, avoiding looking at me.


    Just how did you raise this woman, gramps?


    Ah, well, I feared my daughter''s ce. The nobles would push against her presence, so I needed to instill her with the pride of a noble so that no one could push her down.


    I shake my head. Pride of a noble, is it? It looks like this old man had created a girl who is unrealistically full of herself. And in the end, no matter how prideful she is, she was still harassed by the other nobles. Perhaps this is what allowed her to cope with the years of abuse, but it still didnt mean Id forgive her insolence.


    I look over at Ariel who gives me an innocent nod and then sighs. Alright, sure


    Eh?


    What did you say?


    I shrug again. I said fine. You give me a blowjob and Ill let you and your father stay. I dont know, proper court etiquette right? How about being the butler and training my idiot maids so they act proper?


    Outrageous! You so casually suggest you vite my daughter and demote me to a servant?


    Father! We must! If you can bear with it Im sure we can both find happiness in this new life!


    But Tiana


    Enough father! You like training staff anyway. You told me yourself that you liked to run a strict household. You will be in charge of this beautiful mansion where you and your daughter can live peacefully


    Thats true, but


    Meanwhile, all I must do is provide this dirtymoner this blow job, and then our futures are secure!


    I p my hands, causing the pair of them to turn back to me. Then its settled, you better get to work right now!


    Ah? Here? Ah of course. Tiana looks flustered but when Ariel gives her a thumbs up it seems to rx her, and she nods.


    you do know what a blow job is, right?


    Tiana suddenly stiffened. What are you talking about? Of course, as a noble, I know all of these things. A blow job it is you see where you um


    Her eyes shift to Ariel, who makes a fist and opens her mouth, rocking the fist in front of her mouth and simting the actions.


    Tiana nodded. Thats right, its where I use my mouth and um my hand and


    I sigh and reach into my pants, letting the monstrous snake flop out. Tianas eyes go wide as her eyes lock on it like she has just seen a viper jump from my pants.


    You take this in your mouth and you suck it hard and good.


    Eh? EH? *thump*


    Oh, she passed out.