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An Adventurer, a Mercenary, and a Town Guard walk into a tavern. As they take a seat, the Bartender sees them, and rushes over in a panic. "Gods Mercy, it''s a blessing you''re here!" He says. "I''ve got a monster in the kitchen, and you folk look like the right sort to deal with it."
Standing up, proudly, the Adventurer declares: "Never fear, I''ll have the beast''s head!" And, they rush into the kitchen with their sword drawn.
Not to be outdone, though, the Mercenary stands up, grabs their mace and shouts to the Bartender. "I''ll have the beast''s head- for half the cost!" And chases after them.
The Town Guard says to the Bartender. "I''ll have an Ale."
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Foul Stone Grain
Valued for its price, but not its flavor, Stone Grain is a staple part of many dishes. Capable of being grown almost anywhere, it is frowned upon by royalty and nobles alike for being a "peasant''s" ingredient. This particular example, though, should be frowned upon by all, as moisture has brought rot. No longer edible.
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Dried Tubers
Simple roots, grown from the Tuber plant. They have a somewhat bitter flavor, but can be grown in many climates. Though they have been said to poorly pair with most dishes, some cultures have called them a delicacy. The fatter specimens can be ground up and used as a lesser form of flour.
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SandfishThe author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.
Commonly found bottom-feeder, known to inhabit shallow ocean waters. As these grow larger, they can be known to travel great distances, sometimes even into river systems. Though they do not spawn in fresh water, the larger specimens have been known to tolerate brackish environments. Edible.
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