Samurai, we need to write a play


    You write a play. I’ll edit it.


    Cool


    *****


    Let’s switch next cycle


    To what?


    You be me, I’ll be you


    Ok. Wanna change to blue and green?


    Nah


    White and silver?


    That’d be cool, but I don’t think we get silver as an option


    Really? Avi has it, so should we.


    *shrug*


    If we get silver I wanna try it.


    Ok


    *****


    Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey


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    Hey hey hey hey hey hey he


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    WHAT


    Can I borrow your shampoo?


    It smells like flowers.


    Hmmmm what flowers?


    Hell if I know, it just says “Floral Scent” and makes me smell pretty.


    I want clean hair, smelling pretty is an acceptable price


    So is 2 silver, go buy your own.


    But I’m already in the bathroom


    FINE use my shampoo, moron.


    Kthx :)


    *****


    What was that one thing you told me not to do?


    Pick your nose


    The other thing.


    Oh, don’t give your onions to Aya


    I order burgers without onions.


    That works


    Why don’t you?


    *shrug*


    *****


    SAMUEL WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH?


    The pink one?


    YES, THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. I OWN ONE TOOTHBRUSH AND IT IS PINK. WHERE IS IT?


    …


    SAM!


    Congratulations! You are the winner of One Brand New Toothbrush, which shall appear in your house within the hour!!!


    WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?


    My dear sister


    You don’t want to know


    *****


    Did you spill something on my hoodie?


    Yes. Soda. I washed it out.


    Why were you wearing my hoodie? You have your own


    Yours are better.


    Get better hoodies


    Get more hoodies and give them to me.


    No


    Counterargument: yes.


    You’re impossible


    Love you too!