Chapter 469: A Woman’s Heart Is Like the Autumn Sky, Which Is Always Cloudy and Sunny!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 469 A Woman''s Heart Is Like the Autumn Sky, Which Is Always Cloudy and Sunny!
One morning in the lingering autumn rain, under the eaves in front of a game arcade in Kabukicho, a silver-haired man and an orange-red-haired man grabbed each other''s cors and looked at each other with gritted teeth.
"Bastard!" Gintoki gnashed his teeth and scolded, "Won''t you tell me when you wake up? I obviously won a lot of money before you woke up! Thanks to you, all of them were lost! Your only use is to give people luck. Can''t you let me use you properly?!"
"Bastard!" Kawaki''s eyes were white and blue veins popped out on his face. He shouted unhappily, "You are the only one in the world who brings your sleeping friends to y Pachinko, right? How on earth did you steal me out of Yoshiwara? A rope? A sack?! Do you want to be killed by me? You scum naturally wavy hair!"
"Who am I doing this for?!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation, "Do you know how much your big stomach niece eats? The money that Yorozuya earns is not enough for her daily meals! You should asionally consider our financial situation!!"
"Do you think I''m an item that can increase luck value in RPGs?!" Kawaki cursed angrily, "If you want a Vest for Sess, just go to the top floor of the casino and y the slot machines, you bastard!"
"Before that, lend me your luck so that I can be lucky enough toplete the quest for the Vest for Sess within five hours!"
(Vest for Sess: An item in Dragon Quest XI. The vest is the reward forpleting quest #45 in the Octagonia casino by winning a jackpot at the roulette table.)
"The only thing left in the world is luck! People like you can''tplete the task of the Vest for Sess even if it takes a year. Even if you y for a lifetime, JACKPOT will never appear! Give up! Idiot!" Kawaki cursed angrily.
"It will appear! It only takes about five minutes! JACKPOT can appear in five minutes at most! The quest for the Vest of Sess only takes five minutes toplete!"
"Complete your head! It will be impossible for you even if you stay in the casino for a lifetime! Just give up on taking risks! Stay in the casino and wait for death! Idiot!" As he spoke, Kawaki released Gintoki''s cor. At the same time, he let go of Gintoki''s hand. He turned his face away and spat disdainfully. He then continued, "And the weather is like this, which is really disappointing. Usually, I stay indoors and y games in this kind of weather. The most important thing is, you should have brought my umbre! How can I go back in this kind of weather?"
"Don''t me me for this kind of thing! If you want to me, just me my favorite Ana Ketsuno who always reports wrong weathertely." Gintoki raised his hand and spat unhappily, "It was still sunny when I secretly took you out of Yoshiwara and it said it would be a sunny day in the forecast, but it then suddenly rained. Since the forecasts are so inurate, we might as well stop making weather forecasts and just make lottery predictions."
"Don''t you know the weather by going to the toilet and checking your private parts before going out? If it''s humid, it''s raining, if it''s dry, it''s sunny!" Kawaki folded his hands and hummed, and replied seriously, "That''s right, check your head before going out. It''s much more urate than the weather forecast."
"Bastard! What did you say just now?!" Veins popped up on Gintoki''s face again. He grabbed Kawaki''s cor again and said through gritted teeth, "Did you just say that? My head is the same as my lower body, right? My head is TAMA(balls), and my hair is the hair there? Do you want to die? Hmm? Do you really want to die?!"
"Isn''t it good?" Kawaki sneered, "Didn''t the teacher teach you that you should be a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside? Now, no matter who sees you, you are a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside... No, you are already a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside!"
"Bastard! Apologize to me! Apologize to my naturally wavy hair right now!" Gintoki shouted angrily.
"No need!" Kawaki retorted without any hesitation.
Just as the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the roadside in front of them.
"Um, please calm down." A young woman wearing a pink yukata and a yellow coat embroidered with purple flowers, holding an umbre to cover her face, said to the two of them.
In an instant, Kawaki and Gintoki released each other''s cors and turned to look at the woman unhappily.
"Did you two forget to bring your umbre?" the woman continued, "If you don''t mind, I can share my umbre."
"No... no need," Gintoki said, turning his face to the side, "I feel a little embarrassed."
"Yes, I am indeed a little embarrassed," As he spoke, Kawaki had already stood under the umbre. At the same time, he revealed a refreshing smile as he faced the woman, "Then, let''s go. Just send me to Yoshiwara. There''s no need to care about this TAMA''s naturally wavy hair."
"Although you say that you''re embarrassed, your body has already moved!" Gintoki dragged Kawaki back, "Where did your embarrassment go?! What do you mean by balls'' naturally wavy hair? What do you think my head is? I will really kill you! "
"Gintoki, haven''t you heard of it? When facing the kindness of others, you must ept it modestly! Otherwise, it will make a good woman sad!" Kawaki exined seriously and then turned to look at the woman''s original position, "So, where were we.. Ah? Where is she?"
"Hello, Kawaki." Gintoki pointed to the umbre left on the ground and then pointed to the woman walking in the rain. She was obviously a little disappointed.
"Other than having small oppai, she is a good woman..." Kawaki murmured.
"Isn''t the ce you noticed too strange?" After saying this, Gintoki bent down, picked up the umbre, and ran to the woman, "Wait... wait, big sister!"
"Hey! There''s still me!" Kawaki hurriedly followed.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Gintoki said as he helped the woman walk while holding an umbre.
"It doesn''t matter. It doesn''t matter if someone like me catches a cold." The woman lowered her head and whispered, with a rather dejected tone in her voice.
"How can this be done? I''ll feel bad about it." Gintoki replied.
"Yes, Gintoki will feel bad." Kawaki, who was standing between Gintoki and the woman, interrupted.
"Why are you in the middle?" Looking at the woman with half of her body outside the umbre, Gintokiined angrily, "Your face is too thick! Half of big sister''s body is outside the umbre!"
"Don''t worry," As he said that, Kawaki took the umbre from Gintoki and leaned it toward the woman, "It will be fine."
"Fine your head!" Gintoki, who waspletely drenched in the rain, shouted angrily, "In the end, I waspletely drenched in the rain! I waspletely excluded from the two of you!"
"Who are you?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly.
"The corners of your mouth are changing faster than the weather...bastard." Gintoki''s veins popped out and his eyes twitched as heined.
...
In the end, after a round of bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbre in the middle.
"I''m sorry, we even let you hold the umbre." Gintoki said as she walked, "This kind of work should have been done by a man."
"Tsk, it''s obvious that everything will be fine if you go out, but you insist on squeezing in." Kawaki spat in disdain, "Go to hell earlier. Balls'' naturally wavy hair."
"Who''s a balls'' naturally wavy hair," Gintoki said angrily.
"Haha..." The woman actuallyughed, "You two are really interesting. I don''t know why, but my mood suddenly became much better. Moreover, don''t care about my feelings. It''s all my fault anyway."
"No, Gintoki''s head is caused by a gic problem that goes deep into the soul. It has nothing to do with you." Kawaki shook his head and replied with a serious face, "Even reincarnation is useless. In the end, he will still have a naturally wavy hair balls head."
"Shut up! This is not what she meant!" Gintoki shouted angrily. Then, he cleared his throat and nced at the woman beside him, "How could it be your fault? It''s the weather that''s wrong, not you. If you insist on saying who is wrong, it''s the one who forecast the wrong weather..."
Gintoki, who suddenly noticed something, abruptly stopped and widened his eyes. He looked at the woman holding the umbre in disbelief.
"That''s right, it''s my fault for forecasting the wrong weather..."
The woman finally raised her head, or rather Ana Ketsuno, with only a bitter smile on her face.
"Ke-Ke-Ke-Ketsuno... Ana..."
Listening to Gintoki''s incoherent words, Kawaki looked at Gintoki doubtfully, "Ass? What happened to your ass? Is it inmed from holding in your poop?"
"Shut up!" Gintoki angrily said in a low voice.
...
Yorozuya, in the living room.
Today''s noon news live broadcast was still ying on the TV, and the host was talking non-stop while facing the camera.
[... The incredibly popr morning personality with her dead-on forecast, weatherdy Ketsuno has been feeling under the weather. After rattling off inurate forecaststely, Ms. Christel Ketsuno has received a multitude ofints, and she has finally stepped down from her position on Wake Up TV....]
As he spoke, the host looked at the guest at the side and asked, [What do you think?]
[I knew that there was something wrong with her methods.] A guest replied, [It''s nonsense to rely on fortune telling in this age of science to forecast the weather.]
[But I believe that her poprity was not only because of her personality, but because of the factor of uncertainty whiches with using fortune telling to forecast the weather.] Another middle-aged male guest objected, [In fact, her ck horoscopes were known for their uracy. Rumor has it that since the dawn of the Bakufu, her family has served and protected them as On...]
Bang!
Gintoki stopped the guest with a sharp kick... No, he turned off the TV...