Introduction: Ian is kind of a legend at Mt. Merworth High School. He constantly seems to bring his trouble into class. And most of the kids watch in both awe and horror as he completely meltsdown in class, over seemingly nothing. It's safe to safe that all the red flags are there, and that I should stay far away from Ian. So should you actually. He'll just drag you into his problems. He'll drag me into his problems. I am after Nobody Adam. And I like it that way. So, if something happened that got me involved with Ian - one you'd be crazy to think he'd ever spend time with someone like me and two - I warned you to stay away from him, who would I be if I didn't take my own advice?...