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Spinal Tap

    Josie used the gate to get to the hospital. Things seemed to be running well in the


    public areas. She walked back to the administrative area. She found Massa talking


    things over with Madam Harp, and Madam Fass. They smiled when they saw her in


    the door.


    “I thought I should try to work on one of the women from the lawn,” said Josie. “Jack


    took the kids out to fish for the day as planned. I want to see if I can speed up the


    process with the spines while I got time to do that.”


    “Our nurses are cycling through,” said Massa. “I think we have three rooms on the


    second floor that are empty right now.”


    “How are you doing?,” asked Josie. She crossed her arms.


    “I’m clear of the growths, lost some weight, and feel better in every way,” said


    Massa. “Jack’s healing pill even worked on my tumor.”


    “We told her she should take another two days, but she won’t do it,” said Madam


    Harp. “The nurses that have cleared the treatment did take their days, and will be


    rotated back in.”


    “All right,” said Josie. “Let me have one of the free rooms, and we’ll grab somebody


    from the lawn to start on. I don’t know how long I will have before more quests come


    in.”


    “What will happen to the hospital if you aren’t here?,” asked Madam Fass.


    “It’s Jane’s thing,” said Josie. “It will be up to her, but she has money to keep the


    place open for a while. If the country starts paying for help, you guys will be set for


    life.”


    “I don’t feel set for life,” said Massa. “I feel like we will be training people on how


    we do things here until we die.”


    “Let’s see if we can help this one woman,” said Josie. “Then we can see what we can


    do about clearing off the lawn and trying to get better quarters for everybody.”


    “Which one do we use?,” asked Madam Harp.


    “Let’s start with the oldest affected,” said Josie. “She’ll be the one trapped with the


    goblin seed the longest. If we can get her back on her feet without any noticeable


    problem, we can do the same for the next oldest and so forth.”


    “One room?,” asked Madam Harp.


    “Yep,” said Josie. “I only have today for sure, and might not be able to do anything


    tomorrow. Jack is out of town like I said. Once he is back, we’ll have to come up with


    a better plan to do things. I would like to get that other building for housing of the


    excess victims if nothing else. Jane isn’t going to be able to keep everyone at the


    mansion the way we’re expanding.”


    “It’s a bit crowded as it is,” said Massa.


    “So I am going to grab a couple of adventurers and try to get started before something


    else happens,” said Josie. “Things should be fine at the moment.”


    “The bill went into the Guild,” said Madam Fass. “Don’t forget to go by and talk to


    Sally about that.”


    “I’ll do that next,” said Josie. “Let’s see if I can get this to work. Maybe I can do more


    than one today.”


    “I’ll get a nurse to help you,” said Massa. “Now that some of them have gone through


    the treatment, they know how rough it is on a body.”


    “Thank you,” said Josie. “If you guys have a problem while I’m here, I’ll be glad to


    help out. Also Aviras might be along depending. Just send him to whichever room I


    have.”


    “I’m sure your dragon will be most welcome,” said Madam Harp.


    “Matilda’s dragon,” said Josie automatically. “I don’t like the responsibility animals


    incur.”


    “But you adopted six girls,” said Madam Harp.


    “I don’t know how that happened,” said Josie. “I think it’s one thing I can’t blame on


    Jack. Let’s get started.”


    The other women smiled as she turned and left the room.


    Massa joined her as she walked down the hall to the cafeteria. They walked along in


    silence until Josie paused at the door of the hospital eatery. She frowned as her eyes


    roved the room. Then she walked to a table where two men sat talking.


    “Are you two lazing around again?,” asked Josie.


    “Naw, Madam Witch,” said the bald adventurer. “We’ve brought in a granny, and


    handed over two thieves to the Watch. We’re about to head out again. Markus is


    filling out our paperwork for the pay.”


    Markus handed her the report. She examined his scrawl for a minute, piecing together


    the letters she could recognize. She handed the paper back.


    “Finish the paperwork and hand it in,” said Josie. “You guys are going to be helping


    me the next few hours.”


    “Are you shooting people with those rocks again,” said the bald adventurer. “They


    worked great except for the blood coming out of the holes.”


    “I am going to try to wake up one of the women on Jane’s lawn,” said Josie. “Since


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    “That doesn’t sound like adventuring,” said the bald adventurer.


    Markus shook his head in a silent warning.


    “Do you know what you sound like?,” asked Josie.


    “Someone with a hole in his leg?,” said the adventurer.


    “You are smarter than you look,” said Josie. “Most people don’t take the warning for


    what it is.”


    “I have been threatened over eight hundred times in my career,” said the adventurer.


    He sipped from his cup. “I know one when I hear one.”


    “Do you have a problem helping me, Mark?,” asked Josie.


    “No, ma’am,” said Markus. “It will be a pleasure to obey any order you may give so


    I too can have legs without holes.”


    “Why are you adventurers such a sarcastic lot?,” said Josie. “Finish up what you are


    doing and meet me at the gate. We have to see which woman we are going to try to


    help before I have to do something for my boss.”


    “There’s someone in charge of you?,” said the bald adventurer.


    “I get jobs just like you,” said Josie. “Someone threatens the land, and I have to talk


    to him about his choices. You know how it goes.”


    “Aye,” said the adventurer. “We do the same thing on a smaller scale.”


    Markus finished his report with a flourish of a signature. He signed the other man’s


    signature in blocky letters.


    “All we have to do is hand it in,” said the adventurer. He took the papers and started


    walking out of the cafeteria. “I’ll do that while you two get ready with this help


    thing.”


    “How’s the eye?,” asked Josie.


    “I took an elixir for it,” said Markus. “You didn’t have to punch me. I would have


    done something about it eventually.”


    “Baloney,” said Josie. “You would have waited on it to heal on its own to prove your


    manliness.”


    “I’m not that stupid,” said Markus.


    “We’ll see,” said Josie. “Massa, this is Markus. I don’t know the name of his partner.”


    “Vin,” said Markus. “His name is Vin.”


    “Let’s get on with things,” said Josie. “Vin can catch up with us while we’re doing.”


    Josie led the way to the gate. She aimed it at Jane’s House, and stepped through. Her


    helpers followed her.


    “Let’s see who has been stuck the longest,” said Josie. She called on Zatanna to get


    a firebird to show her the right woman to work on. The spell sat on one tent in


    particular toward the middle of the pack.


    “Massa, you said there were three free rooms on the second floor?,” asked Josie.


    “Yes,” said the administrator.


    “Markus, go back and tell Vin to meet us on the second floor,” said Josie. “We’re


    going to move her, but I think we’re going to need help on the other end.”


    “I got it,” said the adventurer. He hustled to the gate and went through.


    “All right. Let’s get this woman and see if we can move her to the hospital,” said


    Josie. She let Zatanna go so the watch could recharge. She would have to move them


    back across town, and then use Doctor Occult to help with the cure.


    She might have to leave things with Massa, depending on how things went.


    They walked over to the tent. Some of the amazons were on duty here, but not a lot.


    They had portable scanners they were using to check their patients for any signs of


    life other than their heartbeats and breathing.


    “How does she look, Kenda?,” asked Massa. She indicated the sleeping woman.


    “She’s like the rest, sleeping with no end in sight,” said the amazon. She handed


    Massa the portable scanner. The readings showed a coma with a sleeping brain.


    “All right,” said Josie. She frowned at her patient. “Massa, go back and get ready


    to catch sleeping beauty here. Get Vin and Markus to help you when she arrives. I


    will follow right after and we’ll see if we can snap her out of this.”


    “She’s going to be bed ridden for the next few days if we can wake her up,” said


    Massa.


    “It’s the best we can do,” said Josie. “I hope I killed whomever was responsible for


    this.”


    “Give me five minutes to get back to the hospital and get to the room,” said Massa.


    “Then we’ll try to catch her when she gets there.”


    “All right,” said Josie. She watched the timer on her watch tick down. “Leave the tent


    up until we’re sure this woman won’t be coming back here.”


    “Do you think you can fix her?,” asked Kendra.


    “I don’t know,” said Josie. “I want to, but what happens if we can’t? We might not


    be able to wake any of them up if we can’t figure out how we failed this first try.”


    “I understand,” said the amazon.


    “Time is almost up,” said Josie. “Massa and the adventurers have to be ready on their


    end by now.”


    “Give them a couple more minutes,” said Kendra. “It’s better to be safe than sorry.”


    Josie nodded. A few extra minutes meant little at the moment. Once things were


    rolling, then she would need to move faster.


    She nodded when the time ran out. She changed into Zatanna and sent out two birds,


    one after the other. When the first bird reached the hospital, the woman on the pad


    of blankets vanished. When the second one reached its destination, she stood in a


    hall, hurrying to where she could hear Massa making demands. She let the persona


    go.


    Josie pushed open the door. Vin and Markus carried their sleeper between them. They


    worked to lower her on a bed. Massa and a nurse stood out of the way.


    “Not there,” said Josie. She pointed at the bathroom to one side. “Take her into the


    bathroom.”


    “Get one of the elixir pills,” Massa told her junior. The amazon left to go down to the


    machine Jack had built. “This is going to be messy.”


    “Messy?,” said Vin. “I didn’t sign up for anything messy.”


    “You signed up to do my bidding until you die,” said Josie. “Let’s get her sitting on


    the toilet. I should have thought about a shower pad for this, but I didn’t.”


    “I don’t remember dying in my paperwork,” said Vin.


    The four of them got the woman propped up on the toilet. Massa held her upright.


    “It’s right there under you are my minion until I release you, or you are killed by an


    enemy while following my commands,” said Josie. “How long will Jack’s pill take


    once she has it in her?”


    “The reaction will be almost immediate,” said Massa. “I have no idea how long it will


    take for her flush everything.”


    “Hand me the box on the wall, Markus,” said Josie. “We have to make sure nothing


    bad happens when we give her the medicine.”


    Markus took three strides from the small room to the bed. He pulled the scanner from


    its holder and brought it back into the bathroom. He handed it over and stepped back


    outside.


    “I have the pill and some water,” said the nurse, coming back into the room.


    “Hold her upright, Vin,” said Josie. “Markus, we’re going to need you to help Vin.


    Massa, take the scanner. What’s your name?”


    “Serni,” said the amazon.


    “Let’s shift around so Markus and Vin are holding our girl upright,” said Josie.


    “Massa, watch the scanner and let us know if anything changes. Serni, you are going


    to have to give her the pill and pour the water down her throat so she swallows it. I


    am going to see how much I can speed things up with magic. Everybody ready?”


    She nodded back at the nods of agreement everyone gave her.


    “Go ahead, Serni,” said Josie. She reached for her watch as the nurse pushed a quarter


    of the pill into the sleeper’s mouth, and then poured water slowly in after it.


    Josie became Doctor Occult in her green scrubs, and hair cover. She raised her hands


    and activated the scan and let it reach out to the sleeper. She watched as the spines


    along the nervous system and brain starting cracking. Small pieces fell into the blood


    and flowed out and away from the woman’s spine.


    She reached in and started chipping at the block with her ability.
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