Josie and Elaine walked into the Hole in the Wall. They looked around the apartment,
but the Ducklings and June were missing.
Josie groaned.
If they were getting into trouble, she was going to choke someone until their eyes
bugged out.
“I wonder where everyone is,” Josie said.
“I’ll call Beatrice and ask her what’s going on,” said Elaine.
Josie nodded, deciding that she need a cup of coffee and maybe a sandwich after what
they had done for the sleepers.
At least Mister Warner was keeping Jack out of trouble in the south.
“Beatrice said they are out at the Hangar,” said Elaine. “Do you want to go out and
round them up?”
“No,” said Josie. “Let them play while we take a moment to refuel our mental
batteries, and think about what we can do until Jack comes back to put the stargate
in, and give us something to take the spines out of everyone without having to slice
them open like fish.”
“Madam Harp and Jane seem to have everything in hand,” said Elaine.
“We are dumping a lot of responsibility on them,” said Josie. “I hope they don’t
break.”
“They are tougher than that,” said Elaine.
“So we have a hospital, we have a partial staff, and they are getting used to the
building,” said Josie. “The next problem is making sure we can transport everyone
across the city, checking and healing everyone on staff, and then moving the sleepers
in the tent city out as we work on them.”
“And then we have to work on the injured on the Enterprise,” said Elaine. “That will
present challenges of its own.”
“It’s a separate but related problem,” said Josie. “The main considerations are the
same, but the locations are different with a different time margin on it.”
Josie found some ingredients that she could turn into sandwiches to eat. She worked
on that, before she whipped up a cup of coffee to drink.
Elaine cut herself a piece of pie and put some ice cream on it. She nodded at the light
snack on its plate. She poured herself a glass of tea to go with it after stoking the
cooking fire and warming the water.
“Jack and Mister Warner are handling the goblins with the Enterprise,” said Josie.
“They haven’t called for help, so I think we can assume they are handling things well
enough they think they don’t need oversight.”
“They picked up passengers,” said Elaine. “Handling that might be part of their
problem at the moment.”
“We should write some of this down on the Office board,” said Josie. “There’s a
small chance that Juni passed her test. How do we handle that?”
“It depends on what Boim Russ decides to do in the next few days,” said Elaine. “She
might not want to stay with us, or June may be repositioned somewhere else.”
They ate in silence for a moment, thinking about the future. June, as an auxiliary
watchwoman, could handle smaller quests if she had the means to investigate
problems.
If Mister Warner stayed, they might be able to foist her on him as an apprentice. He
had the means to investigate and find things with his watch. And he knew the lay of
the land better than they did.
They might be able to give him a copy of their model to help him find people that
needed to be located to clear quests.
He already could teleport like Josie. Showing him how to do a stargate, or the
migratory firebird, should be a snap. Then he could cross the continent without their
help, or the Enterprise.
Josie frowned at the thought they still had to track down the rest of the Montrose
while dealing with the remains of the undead army. On the other hand, the Enterprise
could knock down some massive doors for them.
And they had to be ready for new quests while working on everything else.
“If Mister Warner stays, maybe we can foist June off on him as his backup,” said
Josie. “He has a good lineup, and can cover for anything she messes up while trying
to do the quests.”
“Do you think the Shemmarians will still try to create super soldiers for their army?,”
asked Elaine.
“Maybe,” said Josie. “They outfitted their guys with spell books of some kind.”
“So we might have to look at how they did that,” said Elaine. “Are we cutting them
off from their source?”
“We might have to,” said Josie. “As long as they are just a special unit, assassination
may be the only thing they can do. Once they have enough of those books to outfit
the majority of their army, they become a real threat to the rest of the continent.”
“And you would get a quest to look into it like the goblin trees,” said Elaine.
“It would be better if we could see what the right decision is before we made it, but
what happens then?,” asked Josie.
“We go through life like we do now trying to make the best decision we can with
what we have,” said Elaine. “Even if there isn’t a good decision.”
Josie nodded in agreement.
“Should we talk to Jane about expanding the House?,” asked Josie.
“I don’t know,” said Elaine. “We should wait for Jane to say something. She has a lot
of responsibility. If she is right about Hilda, she will need a new assistant to help
her.”
“She’ll need a fleet of assistants,” said Josie. “She might be able to arrange for more
managers to help her carry the load out of the people we are sending her.”
“She might be able to get some people from the city if they want to work for her more
than Duke Hent,” said Elaine.
“Maybe we should cast out a net,” said Josie. “That’s another thing we will have to
talk to Jane about. I don’t know how the Duke will take it that we are setting a
mission up in the middle of the city to take in all the sick we can.”
“We are going to have to ask him at a certain point,” said Elaine. “I doubt he will
interfere, but a hospital will have to pay taxes and things will have to be assessed for
the Duchy.”
“The Society should have given you a watch,” said Josie. She took the cleared plate
into the kitchen and put it next to the sink. She made herself another cup of coffee.
Elaine worked on the rest of her snack. She frowned at the melting ice cream.
“I think you and Jack are the exceptions to the rule,” she said as Josie settled into her
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we might do like the Shemmarians and become menaces, but they don’t want their
champions to live here for the same reason.”
“The more involved we are, the more we want to fix our way?,” asked Josie. She
sipped her coffee.
“Yes,” said Elaine. “The Society as a whole seem fine with the way you are doing
things, but I think other champions have stayed and that is the basis of these stories
that we have like Gowan Hand.”
“I can see that,” said Josie. “I don’t have any reason to go back home. I don’t think
Jack has a reason. I can’t say the same for Juni, and Mister Warner. Juni has her
fighting until she gives it up, and Mister Warner has his shop. Juni coming here might
be seen as a fresh start by her. Mister Warner has kept a lot of his moving back and
forth secret so it might take something to have him move here after so long in the
other world.”
“Do you think Jack will be a good husband for me?,” asked Elaine.
“You are asking the wrong woman about that,” said Josie. She tried to smile in
reassurance. “I think he hid something inside, and he is coming to terms with it. I
don’t know how that will look in the next twenty years. I think you are making him
better whether he knows it or not. And I think he is making you better in some ways
too.”
“You never thought about finding someone?,” said Elaine.
“I thought I had, but he got screwed up by his lifestyle,” said Josie. “I’ll find someone
else one day. Until then, it’s okay if I walk alone.”
The stargate buzzed in the living room, and the women looked up. They went to see
their Ducklings coming home. There was some debate as they emerged one by one
from the door.
“You cheated,” said Angelica.
“No one said I couldn’t use the watch,” said June. She grinned at the middle girl.
“Cheat,” said Alicia. She walked by with her stoic mask, waving at Josie and Elaine.
“Laura didn’t cheat,” said Melanie.
“What happened, girls?,” asked Josie. She hid her smile as she stood by the door.
“She cheated,” said the girls.
“Did not,” said Juni. Her smile said otherwise.
Boim and the other three girls came through the stargate. Aviras rode on Matilda’s
head as usual.
“Hello, Missus,” said Beatrice. “How did things go?”
“We have a basis for things,” said Josie. “I think all of you should see the place in
case we need you to work there after lessons. So Juni cheated?”
“She turned into her dog form to chase us down during Seek,” said Matilda. “Then
became invisible when we were seeking her. Then when Aviras figured out where she
was, she turned into her fighter and used the trees to get away by bouncing between
them.”
“Sounds like a cheater to me,” said Josie. She almost smiled but the girls were in
high dungeon, and she didn’t want to cause a fight.
“Turned invisible?,” said Elaine.
“Card Captor Sakura changes spells every time I use it,” said June. “I don’t know
what the mechanism is.”
“I knew there was some kind of trick to that one,” said Josie. “All right, so it
exchanges powers. That’s good to know, but it leaves a hole that you will have to
work around if you get approved.”
“It’s the randomness factor,” said June. “I know. It’s a Ben Ten situation.”
“What do you think, Mistress Russ?,” said Elaine.
“You have a nice place here,” said Boim. “Can I stay here for a bit? I need to
find a job so I can support myself.”
“So does June,” said Josie. “We are waiting on Jack at the moment to get done. I
think you guys should go over your letters and numbers after I take you over to the
hospital to look around in case you guys will need to do something there in the future.
Then you guys will have to get ready for dinner.”
“Jack can carve out another room at the Hangar,” said June. “I could if I got the right
spell, but I don’t know how many times I would have to switch back and forth.”
“Jane will also need a gate back and forth from the House to the Hospital,” said Josie.
“What’s next?,” asked Beatrice.
“We have to get Jane’s Amazons cleared of any infections, get the goblin tree victims
cleared from the growths inside of them, clear the victims and Shemmarians off
the Enterprise, decide what to do about June if she doesn’t get the job of provisional
Champion of Order, go through Mister Warner’s archives, take more Montrose
targets, and help anyone who needs the help, and answer quests,” said Josie. She
glanced at Elaine. “Did I miss anything?”
“We need June to start her own archive for this first quest,” said Elaine. “And we
need to know the result of Master Warner’s quest.”
“Right,” said Josie with a snap of her fingers. “We need a report for the use of the
stolen Enterprise by our guest and our youngest.”
“Are you going to make me write a report too?,” asked Matilda.
“I think so,” said Josie. “Aviras too.”
“I have no thumbs,” said the dragon with a lizard smile.
“You are too blue to be such a weasel,” said Josie. “Understand?”
“I will need help,” said Aviras.
“I will help you,” said Boim. “I know how to read and write.”
“Thank you,” said Aviras.
“How long does this report have to be?,” asked June.
Josie gestured at Mister Warner’s stack of paper still on the middle of the table. That
elicited three groans, and a murmur.
“If I were you, I would not shoot for size, but completeness,” said Elaine. “You have
Josie’s book of knowledge ledgers from her quests. You should be able to use those
as a base of comparison.”
“All right,” said Juni. “Let me get one for us to look over.”
“Do not use my capture as the example,” said Aviras.
“That’s fair,” said Juni. “I will be right back.”
She went through the living room, the gate, and across the Hangar to her guest room
to get one of the books.
“I am going to take the Warner Archive upstairs,” said Elaine. She scooped up the
pile of bound paper. “We might need to section this out.”
“Maybe we can load it up for easy searching,” said Josie. “Jack has been wanting to
recreate the Internet. He just needs an idea on how to do it.”
“The Internet?,” said Elaine.
“At once the greatest and worst tool of communication from our world,” said Josie.
“Girls, get cleaned up and I will take you over to the hospital. We can do the tour, and
show you around. Then you will have to do the rest of the day’s chores.”
Beatrice gestured for the others to get cleaner clothes and start washing their faces as
she went upstairs to get a clean set of clothes for herself.
“Thank you for helping Aviras, Mistress Russ. I will take you four to the hospital
tomorrow when we start trying to clear the Amazons,” said Josie. “When Juni’s
situation is resolved, we will have a better read on what the Society expects her
to do.”
“Do you think they will let her stay here?,” asked Boim.
“I don’t know,” said Josie. “They will let Juni know if they let her keep the watch.
The tour shouldn’t take that long. Juni has to do her own work. Understood?”
“Yes, Missus,” said Matilda.
The other girls assembled as Juni arrived with the casebook from the first completed
quest in hand. She put the book on the table so her group could read it.
Elaine arrived with pens and paper for the four scribes. She placed one ink bottle
close enough so everyone could reach it.
“It would be better if the reports didn’t look like Mistress Russ wrote everything for
Aviras,” said Josie. She gave Jack’s sister the eye. “Cheaters never prosper.”
“I won’t copy the work,” said June. She squinted back.
“Good,” said Josie. She smiled. “Do what you can while I give the girls the tour. If
there are any questions, Elaine should be able to call Jack, or the Enterprise, for an
accurate reading of the facts.”
“When did you know Josie was your boss?,” asked Aviras. He sat in the middle of the
table, looking at June.
“She’s not my boss,” said June. “But when I was twelve and she was nine, she pushed
an old lady down a flight of stairs. That was when I knew to not get caught on a flight
of stairs with her when she was mad.”
“Then I have taught you well,” said Josie. “Let’s go, girls. If you see anything that
needs to be adjusted, write it down and let me know.”
Josie turned into Zatanna and whisked the majority of her Ducklings across the city.
“Did she really do that?,” asked Boim.
“And then beat her with her own wheel chair,” said June.
“What’s a wheel chair?,” asked Matilda.
“Where I am from, some people might have problems walking,” said June. “So the
medical people invented a chair on wheels so they could push the wheels and move
around. We have a lot smoother roads and walks for pedestrians so it’s a small
concession to the minority to make their lives easier.”
“Josie did that?,” said Boim.
“She was nine,” said June. She opened the case book and started reading it. She made
notes on the top sheet of paper as she went. “Kids get angry.”
She passed the book to Matilda and Aviras. She started writing out her account of
her first quest in a free flowing hand. She referred to her notes to keep the general
feel of the book without copying it completely.
Boim walked around the table to read the casebook over the young girl’s shoulder.
She looked up at the mention of the fish people and their fish god.
“Fish people?,” said Boim. She frowned at June.
“At least one, they didn’t confirm if the whole town was fish people,” said June. She
paused in her writing. “The description of what was coming through the gate is fairly
Lovecraftian so they might have lost a good section of the planet before something
happened to turn the tide.”
“A section of the planet?,” said Boim.
“Worse would have been the changes in reality from corruption,” said Aviras. “They
don’t see things the way other powers do. And their touch has a way of changing
what is touched in ways they weren’t meant to be.”
“That could have been an ongoing problem,” said June. “No one wants grass that tries
to eat you.”
“Can I see your notes?,” asked Matilda. She pushed back her frizzy hair. “That will
make things easier for me.”
“Sure,” said June. She handed over the notes. “This is like being back in school,
writing papers for a stern teacher.”
“That will push you down a flight of stairs,” said Boim.
“What teacher hasn’t wanted to do that?,” asked June. She grinned at the group.