There was a snake in his bed. As he woke up, he felt something unsettlingly smooth and scaly.


    “AHHHH A FUCKING SNAKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK”.


    This provoked the snake, causing it to slither over to him and bite his thigh.


    “HOLY SHIT AGHHHHHHH PLEASE TELL ME THIS FUCKING SNAKE ISN’T VENOMOUS AGGHH


    FUCKING SHIT PLEASE I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE I’M STILL A VIRGIN PLEASE GOD, PLEASE ALLAH, PLEASE ZEUS IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME HELP AGHHH"Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    As the minutes had passed, the effects of the venom began to kick in. His throes and cries for help became more and more sluggish, and he began to feel nauseous. There was no hope left for him. His


    body felt chilly, and he could feel the gums of his mouth bleeding.


    He had no future. There was no chance of survival. Finally, his insides turned to stew, and he blacked out. He died alone, with no real


    experience in the real world, with a bright future darkened in one moment.


    Though this snake may have had a meal to last it for months, the many decades it had taken would never be given back.