Keep getting those dreams about the Midget. I finally have enough and sit him down.


    "Little man, why do you keep messing with my sleep ?" I ask him.


    He stares then in a surprisingly deep voice, "I don''t like pretty boys like you. All those women just flock to you."


    I nod, "I don''t care for it myself. Hard to tell who likes me for me and who are just in thrall to the Presence, which I have no control over. "


    He actually looks surprised by that, "Surely its not that bad."


    "Little Man, I get hit on by young, old, pretty, ugly, male and female. I do not care for it. It takes me a good while to figure out who wants me for me or just because of the Aura. I am not Celst, she likes that sort of thing."


    He nods, "Yeah she is a complete slut and scarily proud of it."


    "Why do you call me Little Man ?"


    "Cause I don''t know your Name. Your very good at hiding it." I respond truthfully.


    He considers, "You can call me Mick." I nod, "Well Met Mick, I am Magus, priest of Vag the Hermit."


    The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.That actually paused him. "priest of the hermit ?" I nod, "When the universe is not trying to kill me or cause me undo stress and wierdness."


    He snorts, "ok I can see that is true. The wierd comes looking for you. " I nod. "Mick, I understand some of your frustration. I used to be very fat and got mistaken for being a woman, ALLOT. Hard to find a girl friend when they think your either gay or one of them and gay. Plus fat."


    He nods, "I see it in your past life. ... oh I see, you got a wish ... they like to send your sort to this world for some reason."


    "It''s a very messed up world with a high amount of corruption, so they are throwing people like me at it trying to slow it down or maybe distract it."


    He considers then nods, "ok I can see that. Still don''t like you getting the pretty girls though."


    I shrug, "There are normal sized women who like small men like yourself. Have you ever tried to find one ?"


    He thinks about it and shakes his head. I suggest he talk to a love god about it. Could not hurt after all.