As I walk through the forest, I''m filled with anger and frustration while cursing Vera under my breath for making me waste a precious holiday on this boring trip. But finally, a grateful surprise: what I see in the distance might be the only interesting event of this endeavor! And she''s missing it! There''s a machine sitting in the middle of the woods. It looks and sounds like a computer, but with an arcade format. What the HELL is it doing here?


    And why am I approaching it? I can''t hold still...


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    Why can''t I stop? My efforts are useless until...?


    Until a COW appears from nothingness and turns it off with a looong lick. Yes, that''s right. A cow. I''m incredibly confused.


    - "What''s with the long face?  Never saw a cow turn off the builder of the universe?"


    Oh my God, oh my God, oh my...


    I wake up to the sound of my cellphone ringing. Since it''s the holiday I was planning on sleeping some more...but it''s Vera. ''We going on a trip?