I wish I was a dog.


    I can sleep all day


    I wouldn''t have to go to school


    I wouldn''t have to wake up early


    I wouldn''t have to talk to anyone.


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    I could talk to my dog


    Ruby. She''s 13


    Just like me.


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    I think I might be making a big deal out of this. I looked it up and it said that medium sized dogs live around 13 years. That''s stupid! They should be able to live longer than that. My dog is healthy and strong. No way she''s going that soon.