Chapter 334


    <h4>Bullsh*t!</h4>


    Li Yundong took a look around themunity and found that there were no mansions avable . He had to set off with the Fox Zen School . Right after getting of themunity, the group of little foxes started making a big fuss . They looked around and pointed to the tall buildings around them . One of them shouted in surprise, "Wow, I saw thatst time! It’s so big and gross!"


    At that moment, the little foxes who knew the other meanings of the words said seriously, "Bah, watch yournguage . What do you mean by using the words big and gross? It’s called a thick building!"


    "Oh, that means big and gross!"


    "Bullsh*t! You two don’t know anything . That’s called a tall building!"


    "Oh, what is it used for?"


    "I don’t know . Maybe it’s for living in . "


    "Wow, can we live there?"


    "I don’t know . It depends on the leader’s will . "


    "s, our Leader is so poor that he can’t afford to live here, can he?"


    When Li Yundong heard this, his anger exploded . He was subjecting one of them to discipline when another jumped up again . He couldn’t keep them obedient all at the same time . They tormented him and practically sent him to meet his maker .


    Li Yundong couldn’t stand it anymore . He stood on the road with his hands on his waist and scolded loudly, "Brats! if you say one more word, I’ll send all of you to the mountain!"


    These little foxes had been with Li Yundong for the past few days, and they had all found that although Li Yundong was domineering and fierce when facing an enemy, he was actually a very peaceful person with a gentle nature . Though Li Yundong was angry, they knew that he would not be so cruel as to to send them back to the mountain .


    The little foxes giggled and didn’t take Li Yundong’s words seriously at all . They said in unison, "We won’t dare to do it again!"


    But soon, they began chattering noisily .


    Seeing that they had stopped taking him seriously after only a few moments, Li Yundong took a deep breath and thought, "Oh my god . I don’t have any power here . It can’t be like this! If it goes on like this, I will be a really unsessful leader!"


    Li Yundong red them and his face darkened . "Hey, do you really think I wouldn’t dare to carry out my threat?"


    He wanted to say something more, but he saw Cao Yi and the others covering their mouths andughing . He was angry in his heart . "Good Lord, they are allughing at me!"


    Li Yundong turned around and said to Cao Yi, "Cao Yi, I think it will be better for you to lead them . I can’t manage them all alone . "


    Cao Yi had been secretlyughing as Li Yundong spoke, but she was stunned and said in surprise, "You want me to do it? Leader, I . . . I don’t think that’s such a good idea . "


    Li Yundong waved his hand and said with a smile, "There’s nothing wrong about it . You’re the right woman for the job!" As he said this, he saw a little red g on the side of the road, on which was written the words ’Building a Civilized and Healthy City’ . He picked it up and handed it to Cao Yi, saying, "You can be at the head of the line, holding this g so that the little foxes won‘t get lost . "


    Cao Yi was dumbfounded as she stared at the little red g in her hand . She smiled dryly and said, "S-Sect Leader, I don’t think that’s a good idea . " As she spoke, she turned to look at Liu Yuehong and Zhuang Yating for help, only to see that the two of them were chuckling . When they saw Cao Yi looking at them, they quickly turned around and pretended not to know her, looking like they didn’t want to help her .


    Li Yundong said with a cold expression, "It’ll be fine . You are an elder of the Fox Zen Sect . You should be their role-model!"


    With a bitter face, Cao Yi turned to Zhuang Yating and Liu Yuehong and said, "Then why don’t they take the lead as the vanguard models? They are my senior sisters!"


    Li Yundong took out two more little red gs, handed them over, and said with a cool face, "Don’t even think about being let off . One of you can go to the head of the line, one in the middle, and one to the back . Perfect! Everyone will perform their own duties!"


    At this point, the three of them had stoppedughing . They each reluctantly took one of the little red gs, smiling bitterly .


    Before long, the three beautifuldies carrying gs were walking in front of seven twittering little beauties . Li Yundongughed happily behind them . He knew that wherever the Fox Zen Sect went, they would be extremely eye-catching . It was really a moving scene . The passers-by’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets when they saw them . They all said, "Wow, which tourist group is this? This is too amazing . There are so many beautifuldies!"


    "Idiots! Don’t you see the little gs for building a civilized and healthy city they’re carrying? I think they are city inspectors!"


    "What!? How can so many beautifuldies be city inspectors? Are you stupid?"


    "In my opinion, they must be the lovers of municipal leaders!"


    "Well, that would make sense . Yes, it’s possible!"


    As the onlookers talked, Li Yundong pretended not to hear them . He took therge group of stunningdies swaggering across the market . Su Chan, Zi Yuan, and Zhou Qin, who were beside him, realy were exceptional beauties . Ruan Hongling and the disciples of the Fox Zen Sect were also unusually good-looking . Any one of them alone was extremely eye-catching . Therefore, when they walked together, they attracted almost everyone’s attention .


    Li Yundong wanted to find big houses, and it would be even better if they could find joint houses . Li Yundong, together with the beautifuldies, went around several ces to inspect the houses there . They didn’t find any satisfying properties until they arrived at the sixth ce, a newly builtmunity called Hepan Garden, and found two suitable houses through an intermediary there .


    The agent called thendlord, who was a in-looking woman of about thirty years old . When she saw Li Yundong leading so many beautifuldies to the house, she was shocked and thought, "I’ve seen pompous people before, but I’ve never seen someone who is so abjectly showy! How much money does he have to be able to support such arge number of mistresses?! Can this man make it?"


    Although thendlord was secretly ashamed of her ungainly appearance next to these beauties, on second thought she realized that such a pompous guy had to be an extremely rich man . She would make big money from him today!


    When thendlord figured this out, the smile on her face became much more ttering . After all, no one in the world would go against money .


    And coincidentally, thendlord had two houses on her hands . These two houses were opposite each other, and both werepound mansions . There were six bedrooms and three halls in each, covering an area of more than 180 square meters . These two houses would be enough for Li Yundong and the others to live in .


    Thinking of this, thendlord couldn’t help feelingcent in her heart . She thought to herself, "With so many people wanting to find a ce to live, where can you find a better ce than mine? It’s so big, spacious, and convenient, and you can move in right now . Even if you searched all the houses in Tiannan City, you wouldn’t find such a good ce as here! Hum, I’ll make big bucks from you today!"


    The two mansions were both three stories . Although they were not too high and not very suitable for cultivation, Li Yundong’s cultivation had reached a high level, so there was no need for him to live in such a tall building anyway . The main thing was to find arge enough room for the group of noisy little foxes to live in quickly .


    Li Yundong saw that the left side of the house was a dining room, and the right side was the living room . The French windows were well lit, and the floor was mahogany . There were all kinds of household appliances throughout the house, looking luxurious . It really was a mansion .


    What was even more unusual was that the two mansions were next to each other . Even if something happened in the other mansion, Li Yundong could get there immediately .


    Li Yundong mentally calcted the price, and then nced at Zhou Qin . Zhou Qin nodded slightly, indicating that the two houses were very good . Then Li Yunyang looked at Zi Yuan, and Zi Yuan also nodded with satisfaction .


    Su Chan looked at Li Yundong with eager eyes, wanting to express her opinion . However, when Li Yundong’s eyes fell on her, heughed and directly jumped back to ignore her . The little girl was so depressed that her expression turned sullen .


    Li Yundong wanted to rent the two houses, but when he nced at thendlord, he saw her eyes shining . She looked at him as if she was looking at a moving mountain of gold . Li Yundong thought to himself, "My God! She obviously thinks of me as amb to be ughtered! Does she need to be so obvious?"


    Li Yundong had an idea . He winked at Zhou Qin, hinting for her to talk to thendlord . Zhou Qin understood and immediately pulled thendlord aside .


    Then Li Yundong winked at Su Chan . Seeing Li Yundong winking at her, the little girl immediately cheered up and ran over . She didn’t say a word and just blinked her eyes at him .


    Li Yundong chuckled, leaned down to Su Chan’s ear, and whispered a few words .


    Su Chan burst outughing and Li Yundong red at her . She quickly covered her mouth with her hands and looked serious, but her eyes were smiling . She sneaked back to take a look . Seeing that thendlord hadn’t noticed, she turned back and said with a smile, "Don’t worry . I promise to finish the task!"


    Li Yundong smiled and tapped her nose, then said loudly to Zhou Qin, "Zhou Qin,e with me . "


    Zhou Qin smiled and turned away from thendlord . She went over to Li Yundong and looked at him in confusion, but he was not in a hurry to exin . He nodded to Zi Yuan and Ruan Hongling and then took them out .


    Once they’d left, they stood in the corridor . Zhou Qin asked in confusion, "Leader, what are you going to do?"


    Ruan Hongling rolled her eyes . "Yeah . You’re ying tricks!"


    Li Yundong grinned and made a gesture for to them to be quiet, then said, "Keep your voice down . You’ll understand soon . "


    While Zi Yuan and the others were feeling puzzled, Su Chan was taking the foxes to cause trouble for thendlord in the room .


    Su Chan rolled her eyes and thought, "Yundong wants me to find fault with thendlord, but I haven’t been to many ces . Well, I’ve been to an amusement park! Ah, that’s right!"


    Su Chan walked around the room with her hands sped behind her back . Thendlord could tell that among this group of beauties, this girl was the closest to Li Yundong . Obviously, he favored her the most . She thought to herself, "Well, as long as I can make her happy, this rich man will give me as much as I want!"


    Thinking of this, thendlord smiled and asked obsequiously, "Beauty, what do you think? Is there anything you’re not satisfied with?"


    Su Chan nodded and said tteringly, "Well, it’s good . This house is so good . . . "


    Thendlord was overjoyed to hear this, smiling like a flower . But just as thendlord was about to respond, she suddenly heard Su Chan speaking in a drawling tone . "However . . . "


    Thendlord’s heart dropped, but she knew that the reason why they were finding fault was to lower the price, meaning that they actually liked the mansion very much . Thendlord was a veteran . She was mentally prepared, so she asked with a smile, "But what?"


    Su Chan said with a face full of regret, "Your house is good, but it’scking something . "


    Thendlord was relieved . She smiled and asked, "What’s missing? I can help you add it . Of course, the rent may be a little higher . "


    Su Chan nodded and answered, "Well, the price will not be a problem, as long as you can put in what I want . "


    Thendlord beamed and said, "No problem, what else do you need? Just tell me, beauty . "


    Su Chan said with a smile, "I think there needs to be a roller coaster in this room!"


    "A, a roller coaster?!"


    The smile on thendlord’s face suddenly froze as if she had been given botox . She tried to squeeze out a smile, but the muscles on her face were so stiff that she couldn’t do it . She asked dryly, "A, a roller coaster?"


    Su Chan looked at her strangely . "A roller coaster . Haven’t you seen one before? Well, it’s no wonder that you don’t know about them . You see, there is not even a roller coaster in your house . Every house has one in our hometown!"


    Thendlord was so shocked that her voice changed . "All of them? Are you kidding me?" After that, she stared at Su Chan, hoping to find some sign of lying on her face .


    But Su Chan looked serious . In fact, she looked at thendlord as if she were looking at a fool . It seemed that the fact there was no roller coaster in this room was the most incredible thing in the world .


    "Yes, can you get me a roller coaster?" Su Chan said .


    Thendlord stared at Su Chan for a long time, but she couldn’t find anything strange about her . She couldn’t believe what she was hearing and hesitated in her heart . "Is she talking about something else?"


    With her hesitation, the little foxes began to make noise . They all said, "If there is no roller coaster, what are you talking about?"


    "That’s right! Bumpkin from the countryside!"


    "We want a roller coaster!"


    Thendlord was under a lot of pressure in the midst of this group of beautifuldies . The situation was making her sweat . She took out a handkerchief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said with a dry smile, "Beauty, I don’t have a roller coaster!"


    Su Chan looked at her strangely and asked, "How could you not have one?"


    The other little foxes also added, "This can be achieved!"


    Thendlord didn’t know whether tough or cry . "I can’t make it . "


    Su Chan sighed and said, "Forget it . Then, do you have a space shuttle?"


    "A, a space shuttle? This, this is even stranger than having a roller coaster in a house!"


    Thendlord’s head was in a mess, and there was cold sweat shining on her forehead . She kept wiping at her sweat and said with a hollow smile, "I can’t get one of those either!"


    Su Chan asked again, "How about a three hundred and sixty degree turntable?"


    Thendlord was stunned, "No!"


    "How about a carousel?"


    "No!" The blue veins in thendlord’s forehead began to bulge .


    "An electric train?"


    "No!" Thendlord seemed to be on the verge of losing her mind .


    Su Chan asked these few questions and then heaved a deep sigh . "Well, you do have bumper cars, don’t you?"


    Thendlord was on the verge of tears . "We don’t have that either . "


    "You don’t have anything here . How can you dare to rent a house?" Su Chanmented .


    The little foxes shouted at the same time, "That’s right . How dare you rent a house without anything inside!" As soon as they opened their mouths, it was really like a miniature chorus, imposing and spectacr .


    Thendlord took a deep breath, the blue veins bulging in her forehead . She finally couldn’t stand it anymore and shouted, "Bullsh*t! I’m renting a house, not running an amusement park!"