Chapter 222: Lair Tour
<strong>222. Lair Tour</strong>
Saffron, youve been getting drunk a lottely, havent you?
The young noble looked up at me with bleary eyes. Shadows stained her eyelids it was like she had spilled my blood, smearing her face with its ck emptiness just under her eyes. She sighed.
And whose fault is that?
I tilted my head back, pondering this question.
I dunno. But I think you should learn some restraint. Itll be healthier for you.
Or so I assumed, based on what I knew about Humans. However, Saffron was a Vampire, so it was entirely possible her body functioned differently.
She shot me a re.
Coming from you, thats rich.
Hey! Im not <em>that </em>rich. I only have a few hundred tinum coins!
And thats hundreds of times more than the average person will make from working their entire lives. Anyway, its a figure of speech.
Im just worried for you.
I watched Saffron as she leant back against her chair, sipping on a cup of tea. Apparently, it was mixed with some potion that was supposed to help cure headaches. I was taking alchemy, so I shouldve known what it was but since I jumped sses straight into advanced alchemy, I had absolutely no idea what it was or how it worked.
I probably could make it if I was given the recipe, just considering theplex concoctions I brewed with [Alchemist] Raymonds lessons. In fact, I probably should make them for Saffron.
How much do those headache potions cost, Saffron?
About ten gold each. It is rather pricey, but it has about a dozen uses per bottle.
I tapped a finger on my chin.
Maybe I could make you some.
And how would you do that?
She raised a brow. I beamed.
With my alchemy station! I have one in my Lair I was actually going to show it to you when we left for my Lairter today.
...right. I promised to go, didnt I?
For whatever reason, Saffron didnt seem enthused. In fact, she appeared to be apprehensive, pursing her lips and drinking a sip of the tea instead. She ced the cup town with a soft tter on its te.
Well, Salvos, unfortunately you wont even be able to produce this concoction in your Lair, for this is not made by alchemy, but by herbalism.
Herbalism?
I frowned, and she nodded.
Indeed. It is an entirely different school of magical brewing. One that relies less on the Skills and magic of the brewer, but of the brewed ingredients itself. It is the specialty of those who use nature as their construct.
She waved a hand as she spoke. I creased my brows. What did that mean? Wait wasnt?
Oh, Ive met a [Herbalist] before, actually.
It is a bit of an unusual jobpared to [Alchemists], but Im not surprised you have.
Yep! She was very nice. Her name was Xidra. Shes a Kobold.
Saffron paused. She looked at me, squinting.
Youve met a Kobold?
A lot of them! Some of them were really mean. Others were nicer though! Oh! I also met a Goblin that can talk a Gremlin. Hes a [Shaman]. He wasnt as nice as Xidra and his name is weird. But do you think he dabbles in herbalism too?
I remembered how Mngrph worked with a cauldron to make food. It wasnt for anything potion-like, but it could potentially be used for such.
The noble woman just stared at me. I cocked my head.
Yes?
Youve befriended Kobolds, and you met a talking Goblin?
Yes.
...and you wonder why I inebriate myself.
I didnt know what she meant by that. Saffron drew herself to her feet, sighing.
Come one. Just take me to your Lair, already. I want to get this over with before you give me even more of a headache.
Sure!
I leapt to my feet, excited to finally show Saffron my Lair.
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I brought the Vampire out of Mavos Academy. She followed me as we entered the forest far from the campus, where only the tallest towers were visible, but also obscured by a ceiling of clouds. And when we stepped under the tall foliage, we could no longer see our school.
Saffron and I waded through trees until finally reaching the small alcove Id hidden under a thickyer of leaves. I dug it open, beaming and spreading my arms wide.
Ta-da!
<em>Now entering [Lair: Study Spot of Salvos]!</em>
Wait
Saffron frowned as she took a step in.
Does it inform you every time you enter it that youre stepping into a Lair?!
Yep! Whats wrong?
I thought you werent being literal when you called it a Lair!
She stared at me, aghast. I was flummoxed. Why was she so surprised? The Vampire waved her arms frantically.
What happens if someone discovers this ce? Theyll know it belongs to <em>you! </em>
And?
I gave her a nk look. She spoke, exasperated.
Humans dont have Lairs, Salvos. Only monsters do and I guess, Demons and Spirits?
She pondered that over before concluding it didnt matter.
Whatever it means that if someone stumbles upon this ce, theyll realize that something is <em>wrong </em>about the Diamond Ranked adventurer Salvos.
Huh.
I just stood there, a finger on my lip, as Saffron paced around and murmured to herself.
If you get in trouble this is so reckless, why does this even
Cant I just change its name then?
She halted mid-step. The Vampire turned to me and blinked.
What?
I repeated myself.
Why cant I just change its name?
You can?
Saffron nearly went cross-eyed. I nodded.
I mean, I think I can. I feel like I can? Let me try
I focused on the name of the Lair. I felt like I could just remove its existence, but I didnt want to do that. It was my Lair it gave me a significant boost in Stats. If it wasbined together with my [Demonic Essence] form and with Daniels [Hero] Skill and also one of those Elf fruits, itd be enough to almost literally double my Stats.
So, instead, I changed its name. I wanted it to be something cooler. Something that was more fitting for me. A ce I could rx and show to those I cared about. I snapped my fingers, and the name changed.
<em>Now entering [Lair: Companion Cave].</em>
How about that?
I grinned, turning to Saffron. She looked around, the worry on her face vanishing.
Oh.
Thats better, right? Now no one will know who this Lair belongs to.
Its still a bit of an odd name.
I gestured for her to enter.
Come on. You havent seen anything yet.
There was a short winding corridor that turned around a corner to where the main chamber of my Lair was. I skipped ahead as Saffron followed slowly behind.
So, was this where you kept your alchemy stati
The Vampire froze when she took a look at the rest of my Lair. I waited for her reaction, but she just paled. She raised a twitching finger as I crossed my arms impatiently.
Well?
Thats uh, this is your Lair?
It is.
I nodded, ncing back at it. It had stacks of old and dirty books piled together in one corner pretty much everything I was nning on reading and another few stacks of old and dirty books in another corner everyone I had already read.
Handing along the wall in between the two corners were various coats and clothes. Outfits Id taken from dead [Cultists] or other people who tried to kill me. Daniel told me to save those to sell, but I liked the decor they provided, like ck curtains covering windows that werent there.
At the adjacent side of the room were artifacts Id ced on pedestals based on what I <em>assumed </em>was their value. The one that was ced on the highest pedestal was the Dreaded Goblet. It had in it some murky water ckened for whatever reason. I was pretty sure it was clear when I poured in the water just this morning! I had to keep recing it every day.
Finally, the center of the room had all my study materials. I had arge cauldron used for alchemy, with various other tools used for alchemyid out on a desk next to it. It was just slightly off center of the chamber, because at the center of the chamber was a circle. Id marked out the diameter of my [Temporal Distortion] Skill before I maxed it out just to see if its size increased. It did, by about five feet in every direction. Which made me mark out an evenrge circle over the first circle.
I spun around, spreading my arms wide.
So, what do think, Saffron?
She worked her mouth. Finally, she took a deep breath and spoke.
This this looks like a [Cultist]s hideout, Salvos
...it does?
I cast my gaze around the room, furrowing my brows.
No it doesnt.
Yes it does.
Nope. Its my study spot. My Lair.
Your <em>Lair </em>looks like a ce where [Cultists] converge to summon Demons! Look at it!
She emphatically pointed at the center of the room.
Why do you have a summoning circle etched onto the ground? Why is there <em>blood </em>in that summoning circle?!
Thats not a summoning circle! And that bloods from me I identally spilled some blood when trying to pour it into a vial!
Saffron nced between me and the summoning circle.
Alright, fine, maybe you can exin that to me. But to anyone who stumbles in
She massaged her temples.
Itll look like a hideout for [Cultists]. Adventurers will raid your Lair, Salvos. Youll lose everything you own.
You worry too much, Saffron.
I waved a hand off.
No one has discovered it <em>so </em>far. And were quite deep into the forest! Its unlikely anyone will just <em>find</em> it.
People have Skills, Salvos. A high-leveled [Rogue] may sense that theres treasure. A [Hunter] may smell the hit of blood in the air. There are many things that could happen. Youre not worried enough. Just because no one has discovered it yet, doesnt mean someone wont eventually find it.
Saffron folded her arms. I hesitated. That actually made sense. I tried toe up with an excuse, but I knew she was right. I shrugged.
What do I do about it, then? I cant just use your room what if someone discovers me there? Ill be in even more trouble.
Hm. That is true.
She nced around, scratching her chin.
I could put up runes. Wards that keep this ce more secure and hidden. Ill have to look into a few books. Speak with some [Enchanters].
Wait, Im taking an enchanting ss. Can I possibly help?
I raised a hand, and she nodded.
You could, but your ss is more rted to the creation ofbat artifacts. Wards and runes arent asplex, but may also elude you to a certain extent. It takes a different set of theory you may not know.
I looked at Saffron, grateful.
Thank you, Saffron. Youre great!
I cheered. The Vampire paused. She looked at me for a moment. It was as though a thought cross through her mind. Then she snapped her eyes shut and shook her head.
Were friends, Salvos, and Id rather you not get yourself in trouble.
That was all she said. She took out a notebook and began scribbling out a list of things she had to do. I waited until she was finished. Then I shifted slightly, drawing her attention.
Well other than all that, what do you think?
Saffron cocked an eyebrow.
What do I think?
I mean, other than everything youve said. Do you have any thoughts on my Lair?
Any thoughts?
I nodded eagerly.
Yep! Do you think its cool? Do you think it looks amazing and fancy and nice like the home of Princess?
She stared at me, then stared at the rest of the Lair.
No. Its terribly designed.
Saffron responded without missing a beat.
Aw.
I deted. I felt my shoulders sagging. But then I straightened.
So, um, do you want to see me brew the Potion of Regeneration?
She pressed her lips thinly together. I scratched the back of my head.
Itll be fine?
Ugh, sure. You better not blow both of us up.