Introduction: I'm not about to try and explain everything about SCPs here, so if you wish to learn more, please google on your own time. I can only stay on track here for so long before I get bored trying to explain.-~-All SCPs featured will be of my own making, meaning that none of them are actually canon in the SCP universe. Keep that in mind as you read. I will try to refrain from using profanity, so where it would be, there will be [REDACTED]; this also goes for more important information that must not be shared. -~-...