Introduction: After having committed suicide, a heavily depressed man is surprised to find himself still alive. This is my first novel, so there鈥檒l probably be a lot of issues with it. Please point them out and I鈥檒l try to iron them out. I鈥檓 writing this for fun, and as such it鈥檒l have a nonexistent schedule. Content warnings exist to give me freedom later on....