"SOMEONE TURN THAT GOD DAMMED ALARM OFF ALREADY!" screamed the tuxedo-wearing orc.


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    System saturation achieved critical levels, system will start turning offline in 15 mins


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    That didn''t look good, not good at all "Can you take this away Grandma ?" asked the little girl "It kinda annoys me..." It was kinda of annoying and running in circles in the living room while fun, kinda lost its meaning if they weren''t paying attention to her anymore, she had her fun annoying mister pig after all...Well, he wasn''t a pig anymore, but an orc now.........Not that it mattered much though. He was a fine Orc now and she liked him better this way (Not really).