Upon this very night I''ve had a pleasant first in my life! I have laughed so fervently that tears have left my eyes


    A silly thing I know, barely a spectacle let alone a show, but that''s just the way my life seems to go


    Because I''m fraying at the seems with all this weight that''s crushing me


    But it was nice to feel the breath squeezed out of me, to laugh and laugh and laugh until I could only wheeze


    When the stoic starts to smile, you know its been eating him a while


    When those calm clouds on the horizon grumble of coming storm, you know that when it hits you''ll regret the day you''s born


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    The dam is overfull and cracking fit to blow, the sleeping giants start stirring under blankets of snow


    And all Hell is getting fit to break loose, because an oft grumpy man is now a silly goose


    The mask of outer calm I wear in worn clear down to threadbare, and through the growing cracks you see a glimpse within to hungry beast


    My peace has been destroyed and no sternly-worded letter shall suffice, indulging in spasmodic bloodlust is staring to look rather nice


    Because I am owed my pound of flesh, I tried playing nice but you keep begging for death


    And I''m sorely tempted to oblige, regrettably you life is not worth mine


    I have to walk away yet again, because its ALWAYS me who has to be the bigger man.


    Never once will you fucking twats defer to me, you simply strut about in arrogant ignorant idiocy


    The fact of the matter you''re too fucking stupid to see, is that I''ve been trying to help you


    The reward for my selfish selflessness? The past three months of the absolute shit I''ve been through...


    I was right not to trust you and I won''t let you dictate the terms of my life!


    You''re supposed to be my elder, stop acting like you''re fucking five!