Introduction: A collection of memoirs from the tragedy and comedy of my life and memories I yet to relive. This is about the slums of my despair, the dark alleys of the crevices of the human mind. It was meant to only ever meant to be a personal passion, but as I've shared this amongst my close friends, I find many more feel how I feel. So I give you this.Does this get a happy ending? Not everyone gets one....