Is it over yet, have they all gone away?


    Things were just so uptight and awkward


    that I’m glad we’re at the end of the day


    as those people make me feel so cornered.


    I never liked these parties, these festivities


    and do we really have to do this every year?


    The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.They’re all so idiosyncratic, with their sensitivities


    that it makes me want to hit the bar for a beer.


    I’m astonished how you could be related to


    that big batch of unthinking Neanderthals.


    I’m sure they found you floating in a canoe


    and there began your long tour of downfalls.


    You are a radiant rose emerging from a dreary mud


    I shall forever question if you share the same blood.